Old guy puked, then urinated/defacated in my freaking truck.

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Feb 15, 2005 | 10:17 PM
  #16  
wel you know the old saying SHET HAPPENS yes i edited
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Feb 15, 2005 | 10:29 PM
  #17  
That was really a good story Wow, now that I am 50, does that mean if i drive aggressively in my own vehicle I will barf it out?
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Feb 15, 2005 | 10:29 PM
  #18  
HAHAHA, man that's a good story. i can't believe he was talkin about suing you!?
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Feb 15, 2005 | 10:31 PM
  #19  
There is now proof that you can laugh so hard it hurts!!!!!

Oh, man, I had to wipe away the tears to write this.

I'm sorry for your pain. Actually, it goes well beyond the pain.

I do have an extra passenger seat if you need it. I think you might. pm me if so.
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Feb 15, 2005 | 10:34 PM
  #20  
Is it experiences such as this that makes you the "Master of Pain?"
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Feb 15, 2005 | 10:44 PM
  #21  
very...very...VERY funny man, you have some good writting skills, I felt like I was there watching Bill throw chunks as Franken-Eaton spulled up and you made a emergency lane change!!!! I think some Dr. Pepper came out of my nose too from laughing...lol
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Feb 15, 2005 | 11:12 PM
  #22  
dang man....sorry to hear about your misfortune.
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Feb 15, 2005 | 11:14 PM
  #23  
wow
i would have ****ing flipped nuts. The poor guy would have had a heart attack because i would have been yelling like an insane lunatic
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Feb 15, 2005 | 11:30 PM
  #24  
BAAAHHAAAHHAAAAWWWW


I read it three times and I'm still laughing!


Glad you took it right to the cleaners, my drunk friend did a no-noise puke in my center console and I was too drunk to notice it till the next day(in Florida heatoutside). I did that little spit up puke thing when I jumped in the next day to go to classes.

When I sold that Dodge Ram 6 months later I swear I could still smell it.
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Feb 15, 2005 | 11:44 PM
  #25  
This is the best thread since the one where that dude tasered himself.
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Feb 15, 2005 | 11:52 PM
  #26  
Wow, that was funny. Is this really a true story? Either way, funny as hell!
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Feb 15, 2005 | 11:53 PM
  #27  
Re: Old guy puked, then urinated/defacated in my freaking truck.
Quote:
Originally posted by Master Of Pain
Me: "Let me freaking drive, asshat!"
LMAO!!!
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Feb 15, 2005 | 11:54 PM
  #28  
Thanks for making me laugh after a crappy day at work. Great story telling skills.
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Feb 16, 2005 | 12:02 AM
  #29  
ROTFLMAO ,

How is Bill's Ticker? during all this comotion did is have a miss? or was this only related to the waist system?.

That is Halarious
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Feb 16, 2005 | 12:15 AM
  #30  
I woulda killed him, maybe, anyway bro, nice story, sorry bout the ride, and I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

Phil
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