I was in the Marine Corps and back on leave and driving my drag race car for the last time on Van Nuys blvd (for those So Cal people) and ran into a willing Mustang. The Mustang was no problem, but the Cop at the end of the straight was.
He had me dead to rights, I was in 4th gear and pulling hard (the car ran 10.32 @ 133 mph), I had to be exceeding 120 minimum.
I just pulled over and sat there awaiting my fate, he pulled up and gave me a ration of *****, deservedly so.
Anyway, lady luck was smiling on me and he LET ME OFF. Being a former Marine himself, he knew of my potential fate with the Marine Corps much less the regular law.

That was one cool Cop and I've thanked him ever since

 

I wish I had some, but everytime I've been pulled over I've gotten a ticket.

 

I got pulled over by this HOT blonde woman cop, and we ended up having crazy sex all night in the back of the cruiser. Or, um, something.

 

can I use your story?

 

A former frequent guest of one of my tenants left their 'automobile' to rot in the parking area (my property). Tranny leaking, no longer running, broken passenger windows, crap piled from the floorboard up to the seat cushions, etc. A real hooptie.

Written notice was given to move the POS within 5 days, they ignored it of course. Local constabulary were called and after a friendly conversation, he called the tow truck instead of tagging now/towing later.

He gave me his card and thanked me for being professional. The compliment was returned. He liked the truck too.

 

A crazy drunken sailors dream is what that was.

When do you ship out?

 

good cop story 1.

Recieved a ticket on my bike for doing 45 in a 30 zone...(that turned out to not be posted)... showed up on my court day, cop showed up as well, caught him in 2 incorrect statements, I won the case and the ticket was dismissed.

good cop story 2.

got another ticket in my truck for doing 75 in a 65mph zone... same as before, showed up on my court day, cop showed as well... made the cop provide proof of my breaking the law.. he had zero proof, only his word... I just so happen to have a video camera and had video'd the current traffic conditions to show that I was picked out of a group, and that he had no way of getting MY actual speed.. so guess what, got that ticket thrown out as well....

I used to always represent myself, until I found the best (crook) lawyer around... he is in cahoots with the judges and officers in houston... very well known...David Sprecher, pay him a hundred bucks, and forget about the ticket...

 

There's always an a$$hole to spin something isn't there?

 

Got pulled over driving a 67 VW microbus with one tailight out and tags that were deader than Liberace, me, two freinds and one dog were in the microbus that late December night with open containers of beer, needless to say we were ordered to pour out the beers and I was ordered to get out of the bus. I submitted to the field sobriety test and passed everything but the breathalyzer, (.14 when .10 was legally drunk), the officer asked me where I was headed and I told him that we were going to my buds house 1/4 mile away to continue the party, he said "Son, I'm gonna cut you one hell of a break" He said that he thought I was beyond the legal limit, but not beyond my tolerance, so he let me go with one stipulation. I was not allowed to drive that vehicle from where it sat for 24 hours, and if he noticed that it moved, he would come arrest me and haul me off to jail.

As I walked away from the cruiser with my friends and dog in tow, I remembered that we had an open 30 pack in the bus, so I walked back to the cruiser, tapped on the glass and asked if we could take the beers, he said "sure, have fun, but dont forget to never ever drink and drive again" and from that day forward, I have always remembered not only how cool he was ,but how lucky I was and I will never drink and drive.

WALKIN THE LINE

ps, thanks Redneck for the thread, much appreciated. Thanks to all of those in law enforcement that put their lives on the line everday to not only serve, but to protect.

 

I kind of like this one.

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Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that?"

The trooper says, "You're in Alabama, son. When I pull you over you'll have your license ready."

Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.

The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"

The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."

The passenger says, "Huh?"

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, 'I wish that jerk would've tried that **** with me.'"

 

This LOSER is running drugs and gets his sorry butt pulled over.
The officer asks him if he can look in his vehicle, the guys says "NO".
So, he asks the guy to come out of his car and come and sit in his patrol car while he has his K-9 smell the air around his car (the air around his car is considered "FREE"). The guy does so and the officer leaves his microphone in the patrolcar ON.
The guy is watching the dog and what do you know, he (the dog) keys on drugs in the car.
The microphone continues to record all of the LOSER's comments, which they listened to when they got back to the station.
While going through his car and getting close to his "stash" the guy says,"Oh no he's gonna find it. Dammit I'm going back to jail. Dammit I'm gonna get ****ed in the a$$ again."




Now that's funny

 

Ok; two weeks ago I pull up to a light in my truck(first a light); in the lane next to me there is a cop(3rd car back). There was no one behind me; then this junky car practially slides up to me. I am watching him in my mirror, and first he is making jestures toward me, then he starts beating the ***** out of something in the back seat. Followed by hitting the steering wheel, and more jestures toward me. The light changes, and I decided I am getting out of the way and the cop can just go ahead and pull me over. I keep watching, and the guy is actually following me as fast as his car could. Then I see the cop switch lanes and pull the guy over. The last thing I could see was the cop out of the car with his gun drawn on this fool. I don't really know what, but I think the guy was on some good *****.

Just glad the cop was actually there when he needed to be

 

Thats some funny chit there that is!!

Scott

 

Got pulled by a cop after a "very heavy acceleration" at a stoplight just outside of town. After he pulled me over, he asked if "there was any particular reason I accelerated so quickly". I said "no", and he said "man this is a really nice truck, what kind of motor does it have". I told him, and he said "I really don't want to spend a lot of time filling out papers this morning" (I think he was on his way to Dunkin Donuts) and told me "next time to start off a little bit farther down the road since that is out of my jurisdiction". I said "thanks" and was on my way.

Never doubt the effect of just being honest and respectful to a public servant!!

 

@ Redneck Ferrari
AND THE PO

Nice to get a break once in a while