A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the he!! was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

Bada Bing !!!

 

Hahahaha!

 

hummm or just dont get a wife

 

hhahahahaaaa

 

LOL

 

In real life she would probobly get the Infinity and Lexus

 

Yea what he said.............. have girlfriend's that will work...

 

 

frequently stop working! Especially, if you add kids to the equation. Famous last words---it'll never happen to me! Marriage--the triumph of imagination over intellegence!