This is Funny

Quick set up, Me and V talk often and up to this point he's been real low key and mellow about waiting 4 months for his Beast.
I'm constantly saying "V give me the got dam number so I can call to find out when your getting the Beast" He would just say, no problem, no rush, I haven't even called this week, when it's done, it's done, I know Terry's doing a great job, etc. It was ****** killing me that he was so DAM mellow about it.
"Me I wan't my schitt back that day, and I wanna watch"
So he finally calls a LITTLE excited the other night to tell me
Him + Teri are in the car and on the way to go get it.

Ok, so I guess I haven't checked my messages
for a few days because I obviously know it's back now and have alreay told V how Beautiful it is.
So I just hit the button on the machine and hear,
QUOTED BY V

Hey Buddy,
THE BEAST HAS LANDED,
Where are you ?
(Then all of a sudden I hear nothing for a minute, then)
Vaaaaaarooooooom
Vaaaaaarooooooom
Vaaaaaarooooooom
Vaaaaaaroooooooooooooooooooooom
(then it's quiet a second, he gets back on and says)
ENOUGH SAID
(and he hangs up)

IT'S ABOUT GOT DAM TIME THE SOB GOT EXCITED ABOUT IT

 

I justed cleaned the tailpipes. You'll never guessed what I used.

 

I don't think I want to know, LOL

 

Astro-Glide and deek snot???

 

Please Tell
You've seen mine

NOT A PRETTY SITE

 

Did we not tell you to get the Silver Bullet ?

 

ya Ronbo, when are you getting the Silver Bullet? you need to take the plunge come on, its only green paper with numbers on it

 

Silver Bullet Hu,

Thats easy to remember, it's my favorite Beer

Ok I'll try and find some