I heard Ford if going to soon start sending out another customer appreciation package, similar to the Lightning Cozy gift except now warranty paperwork is stored in a crystaline *****.

This way when they mention to customers to shove their warranty up your *** they get the requisite sensations.

 

Does it atleast come with some lube?

 

sure, if you were smart enough to get an extended warranty.

 

hmm, interesting

 

there might be a problem, with so many people getting their warranties shoved up their @ss's at the same time, ford might not be able to keep up wiht production of the kits.