no I am 100% serious....he bent over and licked the hood of Tomas.....I did not find this in the slightest bit errotic.....he was taunting me I know, but you don't come between a chick and her truck....especially a chick w/guns......that just isn't very prudent.

 

Having problems with my worms again.

 

Well, to get to that worm, you had to drink the entire bottle of Tequila.... That might be the problem Lent.

RP

 

Rock....
Now we both made assumptions there.

Me with that dry humour again, equating worms to words and assuming you "got it".

Your assumption was in thinking that me as a Limey would have the notion of a worm in a botlle of Tequila.

As it 'appens.......I was taught how to drink Tequila the correct way by a Mexican Cattle Baron....but most Brits wouldn't have had the foggiest notion what you were drivelling on about !!

(And yes my speed reading did catch me out for once....I should have known better that Sarah would have let her boyfriend get away with Kicking her truck...I remember the response when we threatened to do that hail/rock test.)

But licking trucks...it's all getting a bit kinky for me.

 

Yeah, I originally thought that maybe it was her boyfriend's way of expressing his dislike for 'Tomas' because it's always put before him. What do you all think? I also think that Skagel is probably rubbing on the truck more than she is rubbing on him (if you catch my drift).

It was just his little way to show his dislike for Tomas. Heck, soon he'll be out there with a 5 LB sledge beating the crap-ola out of it.

Next, we'll hear about a psycho truck owner in Michigan going to her gun stash and shooting up the town and her boyfriend in a mad rampage.

After that, we might see some KR parts flying on ebay from the former Tomas because I hear the state pen occupants now have access to the internet.

Oh yeah Lent, the hail/rock test. We never got that scheduled did we? We can probably attempt the test when we're there for our 'Salt Skagel's Driveway' meeting. Whatcha' think? What's your schedule look like?

LMAO

RP

 

Tomas is not an it....he is a he.

 

LMAO, nobody called it an it.... or it a he.. or she a he... doh... you know what I mean.

RP

 

read you refered to Tomas as it not only once, but twice.


please I am j/k don't take me to serious. I love my truck more then the norm, but I am not a complete freak.....just borderline

 

Just passing by...........

 

What's all the rukkus about over here?
hehe

You kingranchers are a crazy bunch!

I was just cruising by looking for something to read (anything)
Something I havnt read yet, and voila, here I am.

Habibi

** Where ever you go, there you are.

 

Habibi.....

Welcome.....

Your little phrase....

"Wherever you go, there you are!"...... reminded me of a similar famous phrase from a very popular British Radio Show of the 60's.


It was called The Goon Show featuring totally way out humor by Peter Sellers and a couple of lunatic British comics you probably haven't heard of.

One of their famous phrases was said by one in a ridiculous high pitched voice, standing at the edge of a large deep hole looking down into it at one of the other Goons......

"What are you doin' down there Neddy ?"

An equally ludicrous voice from the bottom comes back....



"Everybody's got to be somewhere!"


My personal phrase I haven't used yet on this forum......

"Cogito Ergo Splosh."

So come on clever ****s....explain !

 

Lenticular,

Thanks for the welcome and for an interesting story.

I am far from a "clever ****" haha, but I'll take a stab at it...

I AM, THEREFORE I EXIST / ERGO sum est

Habibi

Philosophy rules!

 

Well done !

Can't remember who the philosopher was....

Kirkegaard or some such.
Never did really understand either...
I Think, Therefore I am !!!!

I always maintained too many of the world's problems were caused by the thinkers....too many people sitting on their ***** not actually doing anything.
My dear old dad when he was alive said there were too many paper pushers and thinkers....and not enough "Thingy" makers !

I think it was Road and Track or some such American Car Mag. that had a column "Cogito Ergo Zoom....."

I utilized that for my boating life.....

Cogito Ergo Splosh !

 

Habibi, where the heck were you when I was taking my philosophy class in college?

Lenny, I gotta tell my b/f that one....he is one of those boating freaks too. Which actually works out well for me cause I get to just sit there in my bikini, look good, and do nothing!

 

80% of my time in college was spent in the college pub getting *****faced and discussing philosophy with the other beer hounds

Come to think of it, 80% of my student loan money was spent in that very same pub.
I always wondered why they closed that pub down half way through the second year.

Viva la beer!

Habibi