And he decided to buy a new F150 Ford Lightning and hire a professional race car driver to drive him around looking for other trucks to race.

He and his new driver were driving around town when he spotted a guy parked in a dolled up Ford Lightning in a big parking lot. He ordered his driver to pull up next to the other Ford Lightning and he rolled his window down and said, "I have a famous race car driver to drive my Lightning!" The other guy rolled his window down and said, "I have a professional driver too. And I have a big screen TV in mine....do you have that?!!"

The first guy rolled his window up and told his driver to go directly to the nearest Ford Dealer, where he had them install a big screen. Then, they returned to the same parking lot and found the guy still sitting in his dolled up Lightning. He ordered his driver pull up next to him again and he noticed the windows were all steamed up. He reached out and knocked on the guys window.

When the guy's steamed up window finally rolled down the guy said, "Yea?!!" The first guy said, "I got a big screen TV in mine too now!!"

With steam rolling out of the guys window, the second guy said, "You got me out of the shower to tell me that??!!"

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