So I'm cruising in the Cooper S with my best buddy in the passenger seat. At Bay and Yorkville, a guy in a 2001 Harley Davidson pickup stops next to me. He and his friend have some hot girls in the truck (5 seats). The ****er kept trying to run me every light we ran into. After smoking he hard off the line (trust me F150's with the 5.4's are deadly off the line) the guy talked smack hardcore while the BYTCH in the passenger seat asked me if I sucked ****. ARGHHHHH I wanted to kill those MF's. To make a long story short I told him to pick on someone his own size and that if he wanted a real race I'd show him what a real truck can do. The guy said, "Sure, and I have a Ferrari" (in sarcastic tone). ARGHHHH I'm punching myself for not taking the Lightning tonight. I wanted to spank his pansy *** *** and embarrass him and his truck in front of his girls and boys. I guess I will get my chance to show him up sooner or later. And if you guys are wondering, the Cooper S did pretty well. After 4000 rpm it pulls nicely, and they were surprised that after the first 100 feet I was reeling them in fast. OMG I wanted to punch that ****y driver....

 

Hey guys, sorry for the location specific references, those who live in Toronto will know where those places are.

Please pardon the comments about 5 seats and "5.4 off the line" because I originally intended this post to be on a board whose members know little or nothing about trucks.

Now I need to punch my punching bag, cause I want to smoke that stuck up fool in his 2000 HD truck grrrrrrrrRGRRRRRRRGR

 

Just a wild guess but I am going to say you are between the ages of 16-19.

--Joe

 

LOL Soap.....

 

Hey Soap, you know that all I was trying to do was to share my story.

In fact, everyone on these boards has always been willing to share stories, and give me mod advice for my L, etc..


YOU happen to be the first and only morto di fame (ask an Italian what that means) on this board that prefers to make fun rather than to have fun.

So to you, a big "VA FANCULO A TE E TUTTI LA TUA FAMILIA". All I was trying to do was to share a fun story. Now you went and ruined the thread.

I was always under the impression that it was the mature guys that dealt with things on a humane level. Yes I'm 19. Yes I use colloquialisms and slang in my post. But don't correlate my use of tone and overtures to my maturity level simply from one post.

Take Care....

 

Now now......Soap was just making an observation...and an accurate one you must admit. We are fine with kill stories...but unless you opened a sweet, tasty can of whoop aZZZ on him with your L, it is something that should be posted in the kills, or general subject forums of this site.
CIAO

 

Don't sweat it, TorontoF150...sooner or later you'll come across him in your L. Thatl'll teach you to drive a little toy car, when you've got a L!

 

I like hearing stories on here whether it was a win or a loss. Many times they are quite entertaining. I can feel for ya Toronto, since I have been in the same situation (and I think I am older than the majority of people in this board). I was in my 1994 L and a mustang kept wanting to race me, of course I was stock and could not hang with him. He talked his smack and went on his way. Next weekend I found him in my blown '90GT (11.3 1/4 time) and the roles were reversed, with his bitch in the car too.... I have a feeling you will get yours eventually.
I also agree about various people on here having to pipe in with smart *** remarks all the time, when a legit thread is posted.
seems many of the guys are here to heckle rather than contribute. I have experienced this too... But if it makes them feel better about themselves, then so be it... I have since learned to ignore those people because for every one smart *** there are 4 or 5 guys here that will help ya or contribute

 

Hmmm...
Define "Legit".

LEGITIMATE adj/ or legitimare, to make lawful 1. comforming to the law 2. ruling by rights of hereditary 3. logically correct 4. justifiable or justified 5. conforming to established rules or standards.

Is a post about getting your azzz handed to you by a 2000 Harley D. while in your Cooper a "Legit" F150 LIGHTNINGS forum thread?

Hmmm....guess we better call Jeffrey Figer for info on this dispute.

I guess 4 out of 5 members on here know what the he!! is going on....but there is that 1 out of 5 that simply *********** WAY too much to hold an intellectual rule-related "legitimate" balance.

 

Hey, Doug!!! I think this belongs in the Lightning Forum

 

And........

 

LOCO and SVT4RD, thanks for your support. It was very nice of you, considering that most of the other guys in this thread enjoy starting trouble more than discussing something.

 

This one time.....at band camp....

 

And I'm the immature 16-19 year old? I'll bet you couldn't even define 1/2 the words I used in my follow up post...

Now lets lay this post to rest before it turns into a war....

 

The weather forecast at Bay and Yorkville in Toronto is "SMOKIN"