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10-18-2002, 11:37 PM
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10-19-2002, 12:13 AM
One of the funniest lines ever, was in Christmas Vacation.
Randy Quaid is standing on the street in his bathrobe, and he's dumping the crapper water down the sewer.
He's holding the hose with one hand, and a smoke in the other.
When a neighbor sees him standing there, he says:
"The Shyter's full"
HAHAHA
Randy Quaid is standing on the street in his bathrobe, and he's dumping the crapper water down the sewer.
He's holding the hose with one hand, and a smoke in the other.
When a neighbor sees him standing there, he says:
"The Shyter's full"
HAHAHA
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10-19-2002, 02:43 AM
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Man I could go on forever about this one. I have a collection of WAV files on my computer...1,841 files, all movie or TV quotes that are absolutely hilarious.
Ill just pick one movie for now...
Blues Brothers...what a great film
Elwood: "Its almost 9 o clock, we gotta go to work."
Jake: "4 fried chickens and a Coke"
Elwood: "And some dry white toast please"
Elwood: "106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Elwood: "It wasnt a lie, it was just...bull****"
Cop: " I dont beleive it, its that *****box Dodge again"
Elwood: "The motor, its thrown a rod."
Jake: "Is that serious?"
Elwood: "Yah"
Ill just pick one movie for now...
Blues Brothers...what a great film
Elwood: "Its almost 9 o clock, we gotta go to work."
Jake: "4 fried chickens and a Coke"
Elwood: "And some dry white toast please"
Elwood: "106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Elwood: "It wasnt a lie, it was just...bull****"
Cop: " I dont beleive it, its that *****box Dodge again"
Elwood: "The motor, its thrown a rod."
Jake: "Is that serious?"
Elwood: "Yah"
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10-19-2002, 03:22 AM
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Another good movie...Analyze This, with DeNiro and Billy Crystal
DeNiro: " The other day I was watching a TV commercial, some kid playin with a couple a puppies. I cried for 45 minutes. You slap a pair of t!ts on me and Im a woman!"
"Do you have to use so many cusswords?"
DeNiro: "What the ******* you talkin about?"
Crystal: "What is my goal here? To make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster?"
DeNiro: " You're right on the money, I can feel the juices rushing back to my ***** as we speak."
Crystal: "Thats something I never thought Id hear another man say to me."
DeNiro: "If I talk to you, and you turn me into a ***...Im gonna kill ya you understand?
Crystal: "Can we define ***? Cause some feelings may come up..."
DeNiro: " I go *** you die"
And of course I cant forget Good Morning Vietnam.
Robin Williams: "Youre in more dire need of a ******* than any white man in history."
RW: "The Mississippi River broke through a protective dike today. What is a protective dike? Is that a large woman standing by the river going, dont go near there, but Betty? dont go near there, get away from the river, stay away from there. I know we cant say the word dike, we cant even say lesbian, its women in comfortable shoes, thank you very much!"
RW in the voice of Walter Cronkite: "Weather out there today is hot and *****ty, with continued hot and *****ty in the afternoon, tommorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pi$$y weather front coming down from the north. Basically, its hotter than a snakes a$$ in a wagon rut."
RW: "Hello campers, remember...Monday is malaria day. Thats right, time to take the big orange pill and and get ready for the Ho Chi Min two step."
DeNiro: " The other day I was watching a TV commercial, some kid playin with a couple a puppies. I cried for 45 minutes. You slap a pair of t!ts on me and Im a woman!"
"Do you have to use so many cusswords?"
DeNiro: "What the ******* you talkin about?"
Crystal: "What is my goal here? To make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster?"
DeNiro: " You're right on the money, I can feel the juices rushing back to my ***** as we speak."
Crystal: "Thats something I never thought Id hear another man say to me."
DeNiro: "If I talk to you, and you turn me into a ***...Im gonna kill ya you understand?
Crystal: "Can we define ***? Cause some feelings may come up..."
DeNiro: " I go *** you die"
And of course I cant forget Good Morning Vietnam.
Robin Williams: "Youre in more dire need of a ******* than any white man in history."
RW: "The Mississippi River broke through a protective dike today. What is a protective dike? Is that a large woman standing by the river going, dont go near there, but Betty? dont go near there, get away from the river, stay away from there. I know we cant say the word dike, we cant even say lesbian, its women in comfortable shoes, thank you very much!"
RW in the voice of Walter Cronkite: "Weather out there today is hot and *****ty, with continued hot and *****ty in the afternoon, tommorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pi$$y weather front coming down from the north. Basically, its hotter than a snakes a$$ in a wagon rut."
RW: "Hello campers, remember...Monday is malaria day. Thats right, time to take the big orange pill and and get ready for the Ho Chi Min two step."
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10-19-2002, 08:46 AM
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the movie mr. mom............ he is trying to impress his wifes boss when he is at the house.......... remodeling.......... the boss says so, you gonna wire it up 120v? umm yeah,,,, 120, 121 whatever it takes.
dumb and dumber.............lloyd says we are goin to Aspen.........harry says, i dont know lloyd the french are *******s.
tommy boy when he catches farley wacking off............so tommy whats your favorite baseball team.??? the yankees?
the movie with akroyd and john candy when they are goin to barbeque. candy says i got these hot dogs.....akroyd says hot dogs? those things are made out of lips and *******s.
dumb and dumber.............lloyd says we are goin to Aspen.........harry says, i dont know lloyd the french are *******s.
tommy boy when he catches farley wacking off............so tommy whats your favorite baseball team.??? the yankees?
the movie with akroyd and john candy when they are goin to barbeque. candy says i got these hot dogs.....akroyd says hot dogs? those things are made out of lips and *******s.
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10-19-2002, 12:34 PM
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Correct you are Habibi! Jonny tell him what he's won!
Jonny: Well Wanna...we have a fabulous prize for Mr. Habibi today...its a 1994 Civic coupe! it comes complete with a body kit, big aluminum wing, fart can exhaust and numerous stickers on the body! and thats not all... he's won a $500 spending spree for future "modifications" to his Civic at the local Pep Boys!!!
Jonny: Well Wanna...we have a fabulous prize for Mr. Habibi today...its a 1994 Civic coupe! it comes complete with a body kit, big aluminum wing, fart can exhaust and numerous stickers on the body! and thats not all... he's won a $500 spending spree for future "modifications" to his Civic at the local Pep Boys!!!