i was sittin here lookin out the window up into the woods at some turkey when all of the sudden a window screen and a cat go flying by and slam into the ground i guess the cat was upstairs climing on the screen and it popped out lol i about dide laughing that ill teach him

 

Did he land on his feet?,,,,98

 

Too funny!
I bet he landed feet first, still stuck to the screen!
Pictures! We need pictures!

 

sorry no pictures but i might have to do a reinactment and toss him out lol thats a joke thought id state that so i didnt have any cat lovers after me

 

Yeah , I think Trapper is a cat lover ! hahhahahahahaa

(i guess you wouldn't know what I mean unless you've been around here awhile ... scroll back about 50 pages.)

 

wolf_creek, you need to get cable.

 

i need to get cable? whats wrong with sitting here and enjoying where i live some things i think are better than tv

 

The turkeys on cable don't have any clothes on.

 

Fix the screens. Friend's grandson fell out of a 2nd story window and broke his pelvis and arm when he leaned against a screen and the screen popped out. If a cat could pop open a screen, imagine what a 50 lb kid could do.

Funniest thing I ever heard of was a friend's mother was playing catch with her dog. She threw the ball and it bounced out the balcony door and over the railing. You guessed it. The dog went after the ball... 15 stories later... SPLATTTT!!! But to add insult to injury, the pooch put a huge dent in the roof of a parked car. Never did figure out if the dog caught the ball on the way down. I saw the car. You woulda thought a boulder fell on it.

Another funny story was another friend who was also playing catch with his year old dog. The ball was too small and got lodged in the dog's throat. He coulnd't get it out and he didn't have the brains to give the dog the Heimlich. By the time he got the dog to the vet, the dog was history.

 

Well, most screens nowadays are only held in place by a not very strong ridged length of rubber pushed into a channel. The screen is held in place by this length of rubber shoved into a channel smaller than this length of rubber. No way is that going to hold anything from falling out, especially a 50 pound kid. Or even a ten pound cat. I find it disturbing that you term these stories as funny. This was a light hearted thread about a mischevious cat, and now it's been tainted with stories of kids and poor animals falling to their injury or death. Lighten up, sheeez!,,,,98

 

the cat was fine i opend the door and it ran back into the house

 

Oh Man! Why didn't you put that in your orginal post?
It's too late now. Those won't be turkeys in the woods around your house tonight. It's a PETA Tactical Strike Force.

Just come out with your hands up and whatever you do, don't be wearing anything made with fur.