The worst one I ever pulled was for one of the biggest jerks on the planet . He was moving from California to Colorado . He decided to go the southern route . He bragged about his new pistol that he was going to keep loaded under his front seat during the trip . Be careful about who you screw over on your way out . I went to a swapmeet and got a license plate frame made that said "I SHOOT COPS" and installed it without his knowledge . Well after an hour face first on an Arizona highway in 110 degree weather with a trooper standing on his neck . I think he learned a valuable life lesson . I felt real bad for a long time but what the heck , I wasn't the only one he burned trying to go to the top . Just be careful that you don't do something you will regret later. Like I say ....

Payback is a Med_Evac .

 

I think habenero on TP is a good idea. I'll have to do that at work.

 

I guess I'm old fashioned. Since you have access to their rides there are a number of harmless but hilarious pranks you can use.

When you used to be able to open the hood from the outside we would attach a firecracker, or brick of firecrackers to a spark plug wire, coil etc . Just like the principle behind a car bomb-turn the key and off it goes. The same results can be had by tapping the power off the starter motor, and you can get at that if you aren't afraid to get dirty.

If you can't get firecrackers in your area use a smoke bomb, or even better, one of those smoke devices they use to find leaks in underground pipes. You can order them from places like LAB SAFETY or GRAINGER. They are smoke bombs as big as a pop can that give off 100,000+ cubic feet of smoke.

Just my .02, but if you are going to pull a prank why not make it visible from a mile or 2 away?

Too drastic? A whistle jammed in a tailpipe will give miles of fun.

 

i think a stink bomb some where in their office or in their truck would do wonders

 

some of that fragrance stuff that you put in your gas so the exhaust would smell good...he put cherry in somebodys truck and it smelled like a pimpmobile for a week...'course the cat failed a week later and that made things a lot worse