Another pepper one would to be where their arms sit when/if they are at a desk.

Toilet seat perhaps? Door handles? Steering wheel? Telephone? I could see where I could have fun with this one. Tools?

 

stick an ink pen in the microwave for about 10 seconds and when they start to write with it it will make all kinds of mess

 

you could also put all of their desk dawers in upside down so when they pull them open all their stuff falls in the floor

 

vaseline or some sort of lubricant on the toilet seat or you could take the spark plug wires off their trucks or sugar in the gas tank

 

And when one of those guys gets habenero in their eye, have a good lawyer for when the assault charge comes. Just stick to clean practical jokes, physical harm is for wussies and the weak minded.

 

Well , it seems that someone got a free pen lately . Some harmless ones , let's see......

For heterosexuals , sign them up for gay fundraising mailings and have the literature sent to their parents house . I am sure mom and dad would "understand".

Get a black ink pad for rubber stamps . Rub the ear piece on the ink pad and wait for that next phone call .

Using a small piece of saran wrap unplug the handset cord of their phone . Cover the connector and plug handset cord back in . The phone will ring and will seem as people keep hanging up on them .

This one you will need a pencil and sand paper . Rub the pencil lead on the sandpaper to make a fine dust of graphite . Rub a quarter with your fingers . then coat the quarter with the dust . Carefully place the quarter in a conspicuous area . You know the rest .

Remember , it's funny until someone gets hurt , then it's hilarious.

 

you've got it wrong. it goes like this.

It's all fun and games until some one loses an eye, then its fun and games with one eye!

 

so....what happens after you put a pen in the microwave?

 

they write with it and it leaks out and makes a mess

 

sweet.........

 

Where I grew up the saying was ....

Payback is a Med-Evac

Perhaps I never grew up but then again I have had alot of fun ...

 

i've got several friends on the local police force & they pull all kinds of pranks on each other.. one of the most common is to spray their car door handle with pepper spray.. when it dries they will still get some on their hands & then rub their eyes or nose (or other! eek!) and it will sting.. it'll stay on the door for days!
one guy had a sticker made up to look like our license plate that said GAY MAN and put it on another guy's suv.. he got the reflective stuff to make it look real.. LOL he had some other stuff made up to go on the top of the SUV that the guy couldnt see. lol

 

my uncle put a bumper sticker on his friends truck that said GAY AND DAMN PROUD OF IT. his friend was wondering why he was getting the finger and all these nasty looks all the time. he drove around for 2 weeks without realizing it.

 

one of my laborers found the sleeves to a couple of gay video tapes in the dumpster and i cut out the center portions and tapped them to thier wheel caps on thier trucks....mmmaaannn theyre pissed

 

go round and round,round and round,round and round"