best or worst pick up lines

Old Aug 20, 2002 | 09:56 AM
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"Girl, your feet must be tired...

because you've been running through my mind all day!"
 
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Old Aug 20, 2002 | 11:51 AM
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My all-time favorite:

"If we were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?"

or

"If you were a buggor, I'd pick you first."
 
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Old Aug 20, 2002 | 12:15 PM
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"Hi, I'm Raoul from F150online.
No really, I'm him, I mean he's me.
Don't go, wait I'll say something clever".
<SMACK>

"I've been hit harder than that by smaller women than you".<UUMMPH>
"Baby...you...got...a...fast...knee..."
 
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Old Aug 20, 2002 | 12:27 PM
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Or do I see myself in your pants???
 
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Old Aug 20, 2002 | 07:00 PM
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Talking

Screw me if your name isn't Helga!
 
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