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Aug 20, 2002 | 09:56 AM

#16

trapper

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From: Kosciusko, Mississippi

"Girl, your feet must be tired...

because you've been running through my mind all day!"

Aug 20, 2002 | 11:51 AM

#17

goat

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From: Aberdeen, SD

My all-time favorite:

"If we were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?"

or

"If you were a buggor, I'd pick you first."

Aug 20, 2002 | 12:15 PM

#18

Raoul

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From: the moral high ground

"Hi, I'm Raoul from F150online.
No really, I'm him, I mean he's me.
Don't go, wait I'll say something clever".<SMACK>

"I've been hit harder than that by smaller women than you".<UUMMPH>
"Baby...you...got...a...fast...knee..."

Aug 20, 2002 | 12:27 PM

#19

Peacemaker

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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Or do I see myself in your pants???

Aug 20, 2002 | 07:00 PM

#20

PBCrisis

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From: Lawrenceville, GA

Screw me if your name isn't Helga!

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