......LMAO

 

I dont think you will have any problems as long as you arent still in high school....then i garuantee it would get keyed or slashed by some slim shady queer. I say screw'em! I have no fear of g'funks im sorry.... and if i caught them touching my truck, especially a lightning, there wouldnt be any thing left of the kids but a yellow visor and some vicks inhalers..

 

I wouldn't get a license plate like that. That's just asking to get keyed.

I think it would be funny to see a cop pull over a ricer for having too loud of an exhaust (that sounds stupid anyways) and then rip off the muffler and punt it into the bushes, LOL.

 

Is it me....or does TRD Racing sound a lot like Turd Racing?

 

Okay I like that one the best!

depends on the definition, IMO a ricer is someone who does something tacky with their car mostly trying to make it look fast.

But everyone has different definitions, and there are alot of people out there who will take offense to the term *rice*.

 

lol!!! look at thes car!!!!

This is some punk *** who goes to my school! He is convnced that with his Cold air intake and chrome spokes he can smoke me!!.

 

"Yo dogg, your friend be ridin on dubz. Those Daytons are of the heezy for sheezy!"

Sorry but that Focus is way to funny!!!

 

I think of the same thing every time I see one. Saw a huge TRD Racing decal on the back window of a Camery!! I'm still laughing at that one!

 

You might be a ricer if you've ever hooked up an old AM radio under your hood to sound like a turbocharger. Yes, I have seen this too,,,,98

 

The plate RICE ETR is already in use in California. Think it's locked in a garge or is on a beater????

 

Wow, where's the hydraulics??? So, what brand of stickers did he use for "FOCUS"??Tell him if he wants to race, that you'll beat him like the bitch he is.

 

you might be a ricer if you pay more to "RICE" up a 95 civic hatchback than it would cost to buy a 02 mustang GT!

you might be a ricer if your stereo equipment weighs more than your car!

gee if "ricers" are so fast then why don't professional drag racers use front wheel drive?

you might be a ricer if you put a fart pipe on an automatic 4 door camry!

you might be a ricer if you "RICE" an american car! (cavalier, focus, escort, neon)

you might be a ricer if you put a "Shift light" on an automatic

got torque steer?

you might be a ricer if your wheel hubs are bigger then your brakes!

and last but not least (for now)

you might be a ricer... oh foget it just buy a real car!!

peace!

 

"you might be a ricer if you "RICE" an american car! (cavalier, focus, escort, neon)"

Yeah, That would be my son and his Taurus! No back seat, all stereo, "Fear" and "Ain't skeered" stickers. Sillyass red lights inside! Did I mention no back seat? How does he get laid in it? But all in all, we all have RICED out a vehicle in some way or another. Hell, just being on these boards makes us freakin' motorheads! ennis

 

Misplaced Acura in the staging lane,
Boosted little motor ready to blow up,
Your ricer aint a thing

Don't you know a Type R sticker won't make you any quicker?
Watch your boost gauge, and hope you don't detonate
You run 10s in what? Ohhh, you're talking the 1/8th.

With your Nospeed shocks and lowering springs,
Your .80 G ride aint a thing

At a red light, did you rev or did you fart?
With your 3.2 60 foot, you'll need a good head start.

Beat my V8? You must be smoking weed in your basement
1.6 liters is a drink, it's not a displacement

What's with your exhaust tip?
Are you trying to make coffee?
You need to stop dreaming
if you think you're gonna stop me

Ok I'll make it even, I'll unplug 2 spark plug wires
I'll still stomp your *** using 2 rear spare tires

You're engine's small and sick,
it's sure not a heathty one.
You spent how many thousands
and still can't beat a stock Lightning?!?!

 

Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow Stickers
Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker

I think I look cool from the attention I bring...
Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs.

Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions,
Speakers so loud that you'll scream in submission

My car really flies 'cause it has this big wing...
But nothing compares to me cutting my springs.

When the bull**** stops, when the money talks, when I might lose face...
I suddenly remember what my car can't do and then I refuse to race!

Day-glow orange shift ***** and whiteface temp gauges
Low profile tires make me think I'm courageous

Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?
They're part of the package from cutting my springs.

Coffee can mufflers and Calvin is peeing
People around me don't like what they're seeing

They're all just so jealous, for I am the king...
I rule the street after cutting my springs!