Your best run at the strip is a 15.32.................in the 1/8th

You just outran a Lightning.......then realized the L was just parked on the side of the street


You can fit both of your hands inside your tailpipe...and your girlfriend.....and clap

 

my brother just thought of these so i figured id post em...

..... if you have more fire extinguishers than your home... (hence the term rice burner)???

... if you start up the car and the neighbors think you are going to whack the weeds.....

.... if your wheels match the paint on your car....

 

you might be a ricer if

...paint your hood black to make it look like its carbon fiber

....cut out carboard and arange it on your hood so it looks like a hood scoop ( honest I've seen this)

 

...you put $3000 rims on a $1500 civic

...after losing a race, you speed by the other car while he is breaking.


and about the liscense plate, as long as you dont live in nevada, you could get RICEETR= rice eater (i ordered that as my 1st choice, still waiting to see if it is available)

 

...your rims cost more than your car
...you put ground fx on and leave them unpainted
or
...you put ground fx on that arent for your car

 

if you use a line like this.... A word or two, to the haters out there I have a small quote for all of you: Hated by some, respected by many, jocked by plenty (taken from sounddomain.com from a civic owner)


if your rear wing displaces more cubic inches than your engine....

if you have ever used cellophane to cover your headlight lenses....

if you mix the colors yellow and red on your paint....

if you have ever replaced both wipers for a single large wiper....

if you had to get an extra battery for all that neon lighting....

if you have a racing stripe....off center....

if you left the factory wing on your talon after adding the 3 foot tall wing...

if you added the wing to keep the FWD car on the ground during take off....

if you have 4 too many fog lights on the hood... like this...


if you tried to sell your car but you couldnt remember the make or model because of all the decal swaps....



(quotes)
The size of a Honda Civic's exhaust tip is inversely proportional to the size of the drivers' pe##s- (ET=1/P) - civic-head

I'll slam into your honda accord with a four door ford - : Eminem

Having a fast honda is like having a super model without a (|) ...

Putting any amount of money into a honda is like wiping your @$$ with $h!t ...

ALL Honda's are like tampons... Every ******* has to have one

I hear a lawnmower, o wait its a riced out Civic

You can always recognize the ricer because they tell you about wings and spoilers first,,, Racers tell you about the engine first

"Of course you have 400hp, jackass, you put NOS and a turbo charger on your damn 4cylinder, front wheel drive, imported "hot-rod." I could put NOS and a turbo charger on my dad's minivan and it'd pump out 400hp."

YOUR CAR IS ONLY FAST AS YOUR MONEY!
AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE
HONDAS WILL ALWAYS BE SLOW AND HURTING!

found all those on a website....

 

You know you're a ricer if:

Your car has those spiffy chrome taillights....

Oops.



Steve

 

1. You think cutting your suspension coils is a good idea
2. You have a cd-changer filled with Tu-pac and Techno
3. You wear a pound of either fake gold or big gay wu-tang or
no-limit records charm around your neck.
4. If you think " V-tech KICKS IN around 4000rpms"
5. If your "tight *** system" has PYRAMID stamped on the amp and speakers.
6. If you are considerably confused on your pants size.
7. If you have ever considerd putting glow sticks on your wipers.
8. If you ever considerd putting one of those gay *** light up fish tank pole things in your car. (makes me wanna hurtsomebody )
9. If you think you can fit a v8 in your civic when you get enough money
10. If your new engine, blower,nos setup and racing tranny are always " ON ORDER"

just a few that came to me just now...lol gay ricers

 

yeah i was think bout something like that for the PLATE, but was asking bout the frame so you could put a whole sentence around the plate. (ie... you might be a ricer If you think " V-tech KICKS IN around 4000rpms).....

 

no one really answered my first question, Is calling someone a ricer a really bad saying or will they just laugh and go home

 

You might be a ricer if.......

You've got more light under your jap trap than light at a dodgers game at 10pm.

 

depends on the person but I wouldn't risk it

 

Some of those dudes are crazy and bring out the pistols and chit!

 

yea some are crazy, some are just stupid kids

either way, best to let them do their own thing. They make fun of themselves enough as it is

 

Good point. Don't some fart cans have their own little motor to produce that stanky sound?