Thought you guys might like this...Wanted to put it on the Jokes thread but couldn't find it from this computer...

Virginity like bubble, one *****, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel ****y all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give
wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways
going to Bangkok. (my personal favorite !!)

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch *** should not bite
fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four ***** cannot
walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best
thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine
who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to
fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes
in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch
crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget

:o

 

roflol!! i gotta print these out and give em to my friend in geography tomorrow morning. he would love them!

 

lol, those are great

 

ATST's joke thread was on Page 10.

At first I had overlooked the thread and searched all the way to page 70