I was a finalist on a game show. When I found the prize was a new Chevy pickup I decided to just throw the game, no problem, I thought.

They asked the first question:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Correct!

What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still, no idea.
Right, again!

I decided to end this now.
Finish Jack Lord's famous line from Hawaii 5 0 "Book'em..."
Dunno
You're on a roll, sir.

I was fuming...
What was Mike Tyson's comment on losing his boxing license?
This is loodiquise! Absooluudly loodiquise!
Almost there, Mr. Raoul.

I was panicking now,
What was John Glenn's first transmission to Houston Control?
Let me outta here!
Just one more and you win!

I knew I was in this fix because I didn't know enough about the question to answer it wrong. I was determined to completely understand the question and then screw up the answer.
What did Elizabeth Taylor say to Richard Burton on their wedding night?

Uh, could I have that again, please?

Balloons fell from the ceiling and they tossed me the keys.

 

Raoul,

Third in the series....what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no *****? Still No F%$*ing idea.......


Sorry

 

well i guess you could always sell it next time just shake your head

 

Reminds me of that beauty pagent where the second prize was a Chevy and the first prize was a Yugo.

 

Sounds like Raoul was having a nightmare...

 

Raoul, are you ok man? Seems that you are going out of your mind.

 

LOL!
JJ