So thats what happened to the erasers on the pencils at the golf course! ennis :-) : --8

 

And the pencils at the Bowling Alley! Every one knows that the math required to keep score in Bowling has no root in the real world and yet they give you pencils with no erasers! Thank goodness for those automatic scoring machines or the number of Bowling Alley pencil stabbings would be climbing to this day.
Dennis, where is Wusta? I once visited Bahstun and got lost on my way to Glosta. When I stopped to ask for directions they began with "Get back in ya cah" as if I didn't know to return to my vehicle to continue my journey. Oh well, any place that has a business called Bunghole Liquor is alright by me.

 

all of this talk of erasers has made me hungry, and there just happened to be one of the little morsels sitting by the computer...why didn't anyone warn me of that metal section I think I chiped a couple of teeth (I wasn't warned to stop chewing after the first bite) It kinda ruined the meal

 

I laughed thru the entire thread! Thanks for making me chuckle so hard I knocked my computer off the desk. Hmmm - do I sense a class action lawsuit against comedians? ROFL!

 

It's good we can laugh about pencils and erasers. But BWT makes a serious point. These are the same morons who are also battling against the SUV, and lobbying ("What's the opposite of 'Progress'"?) Congress to continually raise CAFE standards. These are the same ****'s who are now pushing thru standards to do away with top loading washers (They use too much water) and want emission standards applied to your lawn mower. I'm not making this stuff up! Before you giggle to yourself that "it'll never happen", has anyone tried to buy a toilet that isn't "Low-Flow" recently?

 

Or tried to buy a faucet / shower head capable of emitting a usable portion of water?
God, I hate my shower since I rebult my bathroom!
What is this trickle *****? I have to be in there twice as long now, and by then I am sure there isn't any water savings going on.
I hear it's the same with people that now have to flush toilets twice.

Makes me think of a disclaimer I once saw: "Do not use for other use"

 

DanB,

So, I have this vision of you (whatever you look like) with a beer, in the backyard, inspecting a pile of dog*****...

Signmaster,

You are sharpening the wrong end....

 

You guys/girls are investigating the wrong thing! Pencils, junk food! HA! That's all a diversion! How about white out! For the past 10 years since I've been introduced to the product I find myself purposly making mistakes so I can use it and smell the ever so inviting fumes. Why, just the thought of it now is caussihfd tg kjhs sgfd DANG! I just had to use some on my screen! But it smells SO GOOD! I just can't STOP!!!!!!


I like paint chips also....

 

wow, that explains so much