You might be a redneck if...
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From: Victoria, BC Canada
You know you're a red-neck when...
...you buy a new lawn tractor and look forward to "preppin' the old 'un fer racing"!
...your blue jeans have been gear oil brown since the day you bought 'em
...you tie a red string to your boy's rat-tail so you can pick him out of the crowd at the softball game
...you see a lowered Honda in the parking lot and wish you could drive right over it like Goldberg!
...you could eat at Denny's everyday and never get sick of the food
...you want to get a team together and appear on "Junkyard Wars"
...your blue jeans have been gear oil brown since the day you bought 'em
...you tie a red string to your boy's rat-tail so you can pick him out of the crowd at the softball game
...you see a lowered Honda in the parking lot and wish you could drive right over it like Goldberg!
...you could eat at Denny's everyday and never get sick of the food
...you want to get a team together and appear on "Junkyard Wars"
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From: F150online's version of AA
you shave your head but leave a 3 foot long patch of hair in the back(know someone that has about a foot going on now)
you drive on the back roads so there is less likely someone else has found dinner in the middle of the road
you drive on the back roads so there is less likely someone else has found dinner in the middle of the road