Good one. ROFLMAO

Natty

 

If loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk....

 

your wife does not buy razors to shve those nasty legs so she can save up to buy a whole log of chewin tabca

 

You've ever had wire wheel covers on your truck.

You have so many Jack Daniels bottles in the back yard, they call you when they're running short.

Your Brother or Sister is named after a brand of liquor.

You own more than three pairs of cutoff jeans.

You think moccasin boots are cool.

The brand of wine you drink comes with a screw on cap.

Just a few I just made up, hehe,,,,98

 

you go out to the barn and the sheep all back up into the corner

you have no grass because you keep your cattle tied up on the front yard

 

... if your porch collapses and kills more than 10 dogs!

 

Those are funny, but I beg to differ on one.
I think moccasin boots are cool!
Now you just might be a redneck if you do not wear socks with your moccasin boots.
. . . you wear a cowboy hat, or cowboy boots, but have not ever owned horses or cattle.
. . . your belt buckle is almost big enough to hide your beer gut.

 

They still sell those?? I had NO idea.,,,,98

 

your hat, belt, and belt buckle all have your name on it

 

98, Of course they still sell socks!

 

LOL! you got me on context, hehe. You know what I meant,,,,98

 

...you make fun of someone else's typo no matter how minischool it is.

 

... if a nighttime trip to the bathroom requires shoes and a flashlight.

 

You go bass fishing in your above ground pool

 

You go bass fishing in your above ground pool

the scary part about that is that i have a freind that put fish in there pool