George "dubya" almost bought the big one this
weekend. He reportedly choked on a pretzel
while watching the playoffs. He then fainted!

No doubt he was watching the Dolphins "choke"!

 

Yeah they had that on the news. It was on every freaking channel.

 

and there watching the sky for planes and bombs. watch out for the party snacks. the news here said that he also fell and hit his head

 

If I recall Correctly, Didn't PaPa George choke, get sick and Puke all over the Japanese Prime Minister? Like Father Like Son........

 

Oh well... at least there was no chance of brain damage due to oxygen starvation.

 

If I were him, I'd fire the guy that let that out to the press. His enemies can survive on sand.

 

I wonder how many cans and bags of pretzels will be sent to the Whitehouse?

Kind of curious. I wonder what kind of pretzels he was eating? Must have been one of those big soft pretzels, cause if he was eating the Rolled Gold kind, I don't really see how you can choke on one. Unless he was eating it like a little kid and had his mouth full of masticated pretzels...

Makes ya wonder if something worse didn't happen. Remember when Reagan got shot? We were all led to believe that it was a minor GSW. Instead, years later, we find out he was near death!

 

 

He didn't actually "choke" on the pretzel. A piece of it went down the wrong way and pressed on a nerve in the throat, causing him to pass-out for a few seconds. It kills me to see someone make fun of somebody over a problem that could possibly cause death, having survived cancer myself. I guess some people just have to go through it to understand.

 

Yeah, well... I know it's not nice to make fun, but...

You'd think a man who's President of the United States would know how to eat a pretzel without it causing him to black out.

 

That wasn't directed at you Dennis. I don't know about you, but every person I know has "choked" before. Even though he didn't actually "choke". lol

 

Well... He's going around the country telling everybody he didn't listen to his momma...

 

He's the President of the United States for crying out loud!

Can't we get a Secret Service agent to chew his food?

and another thing!
That bump on his head when he fell.
When I was in Basic Training we got a lot of shots and were standing at Parade Rest in the hot sun. Troops were dropping like flies. After the first one hit the pavement the Drill Sergeant screamed that another body better not hit the deck like that.
We were expected to catch our buddies.

His whole Cabinet should be fired on the spot!

 

Hmmmmm.... Sounds suspicious..... I wonder if those pretzels were sent to the President thru the mail....

 

LMFAO!!!