LOL. This reminds me of a perplexing situation of my own. About 4 years ago when I had my 98 F-150, I had a problem where I was parking at work and pigeons were resting on my brush guard, and crapping all over my hood, which made for a disgusting cleanup every day after work. We discussed electrifying the brush guard, putting an owl near the vehicle, etc. Then one time I spotted them out there and just burst out the door andscared them away the best I could... they never returned... I don't think that would work with a cat though... cat's don't usually get the clue... LOL
I like the super soaker recommendation.

 

ROTFLMAO, i can just picture someone running out the door of his work with his arms flailing in the air screaming obscenities and running through the parking lot towards his truck, LMAO

 

yeah everyone at work got a kick out of it too . Plus I'm 6' 8" so that even adds to the humor

 

mattadams

The trick with cats is you have to take off your pants and place them on your head BEFORE you run out the door screaming and hollering. This is guaranteed to work.

 

LMAO

...it's also guaranteed to get you sent to a mental prison too

 

I think the supersoaker would work the best.............

BTW cats can be trained not to jump on vehicles.One of my buddies has a cat and it won't jump on any cars in the driveway........I don't know what he did to train it

I know everybody is gonna come down on me for this but, I will tell how I got my neighbors cat to quit jumpin on my truck.One day I see the thing (cat) takin a nap in the bed of my truck.So I went into stealth mode and snuck out to my truck, got in and left the door open (didn't want to wake the little beast) and quickly turned on the truck and started driving down the road.The cat made a jump for it going about 15mph.This cat was instantly cured (because of the broken leg he suffered in his escape from a moving vehicle) Now it doesn't jump on anyones vehicle.The neighbor never even said a word to me about it either.......

 

I can guarantee that a good soaking works! I have been told that if you live near to a zoo, and can get some Lion **** from a keeper, a few lumps left near where your truck is parked will keep the moggies away.

 

but when you wake up in the morning and still have sleep in your eyes going to get the paper remember to put your shoes on

 

time to change your anti-freeze for the year isn't? if you happen to leave a little out for kitty who knows. don't know if cats are attracted to it like dogs.

 

Not likely. Cats are notorious for not holding down a job. If you do go this route, see the cat's employer about garnishering wages because no doubt the cat will blow the whole wad on payday.

Think about it. Have you ever seen a cat with a checking account?
They just ain't thinking about tomorrow. Bunch of losers, I say.

 

LMAO

 

Use a rat trap....SNAP!!!

 

They gotta sell something at the pet store or hardware store to keep those cats away. I know we had a problem with deer so we bought some of that coyote urine crap and it worked like a champ!

 

Cat's think Atifreeze is sweet. I've heard of this getting rid of many cats. Someone did it to a pit bull in our neiborhood(not ME!) and the dog was DOA within 24hours. Poor Dog, but a cat on the other hand, well that's differnent. I don't have much pitty for them, especially after the last one I owned, clawed his way through my 84' SVO's horn pad. Expensive mistake on the cats part. She wasn't around much longer after that. I didn't kill her, just got rid of her.
Just a thought.

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed in the above statements are just that, don't kill the messenger.

 

Please tell me you're joking. Not only is it illegal to do that, it can kill ANY animal that drinks it. Children are animals too, you know. Do you want to be responsible for putting this idea in somebody's peanut brain and it ends up killing a child or pet which could easily be your own, relative's, or friend's.

I just can't believe the people here. Advocating poisoning and shooting when there are non-lethal and effective alternatives available. SHOOTING??? I mean for the majority of us, discharging a firearm at home is against the law! A stray bullet can easily kill an innocent victim.

Before you think I'm over reacting, think about this for a moment. There are people who read these boards who are very impressionable and will take to heart whatever they read, so be careful with what you post here.

We all have a responsibility to not post things that can end up harming others.