Dang, this is getting old.... kinda like beating a
dead cat

 

Careful, Ron-ROn, you might start another fight about beating of cats.

 

what beating of cats, just tie two of them together at the tail at let them beat each other

(said by a loving cat owner who has never and would never do this, nor advocate it, nor is this meant to be taken seriously by anyone choosing to read it)

 

was that your last post??? Sorry, couldn't help it.

 

that's my final answer...i mean post

 

Hey, I like cats... Tastes just like chicken!

(Sorry, it just HAD to be said!)

 

oh no, here we go again.

 

yeah, just like chicken... except for that whole hairball thing. I guess thats why you're supposed to shave 'em before you put 'em in the microwave?

 

I just spent 30 minutes reading some pretty funny stuff. Lighten up people, I'm not crazy about cats either, nor would I harm one, but we all need a good laugh now and then. I love the way Raul always breaks it up. Thanks man!!! I appreciate some of the great ideas for getting rid of the cats, (non-lethal of course)and have spent several nights hiding in the bushes with the water hose, waiting for the neighbors cat. I knew I was wasting my time when he showed up with an umbrella. Called it a night and went to bed.

 

lets put this thread to bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goodnight all

 

I've always liked the dish of tuna fish mixed with broken up light bulbs or some milk mixed with antifreeze.

 

Wouldn't that spoil the taste of the chow mein?

 

This thread is a blast. I only read all six pages for all the funny stuff in here, man my sides hurt. I can see both sides here. Some want to be humane and are animal lovers, others are haters and still there is those that like animals but do what needs to be done. I was raised with the mind set that if an domestic animal is bothering something of yours you try to scare it away first, then you notify the owner to come get their pet, next step is to tkae the pet to them and expalin again, if that doesn't get the point you either have to call someone to pick it up or you take care of the animal yourself ( yes, this may even include killing it). Have I went as far as killing someone pet... no. It always seem ed that about the time it got too far the animal would get hit by a car or the owner would change pets or something.
The best thing that ever worked for me keeping cats away was my dog. She hated cats, she thought they should either be dead or up a tree. She did kill a few but they was always my grandmothers kittens which she had to get rid of anyways.
Anyhow, these are just my thoughts, doesn't make them right, no expressed or unexpressed guranntee, warranty, liabilty or actual meaning. Sorry had to copy everyone else to cover my ...

 

Put strips of tacky paper- the kind used for catching mice- in strategic spots where they jump on the vehicle. I guarantee that after the first time the owner has to give the cat a haircut to get it off, they'll watch the critter more carefully. (And the cat probably won't wanna come back!)

 

Just get some pictures of the cat on your hood for evidence. When your ready for a new paint job, you know where to go.