Just A Thought
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Just A Thought
I send this along - from a friend - I received as a email today.
Do you think it has merit ???
rr
----- Original Message -----
From: Peter and Bev Thompson <pbthompson@pacificcoast.net>
To: <brass@islandnet.com>
Sent: Sunday, October 14, 2001 10:21 AM
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Just a thought...
> HOW TO STOP ISLAMIC TERRORISTS...... it worked once...
>
> (I did research the alleged act by Pershing, and it was indeed described in
> a Washington Times story of October 2, 2001 by Wesley Prudin, entitled "How
> to break hearts and bend minds."
> See
> http://www.washtimes.com/national/20011002-710633.htm>http://www.washtimes.c
> om/national/20011002-710633.htm. The rest of the commentary here has been
> provided by an anonymous internet contributor ... )
>
> Once in history an episode of Islamic terrorism was very quickly stopped.
> It happened in the Philippines about 1911, when Gen. John J. Pershing was
> in command of the garrison. There had been numerous Islamic terrorist
> attacks, so "Black Jack" told his boys to catch the perps and teach them a
> lesson.
>
> Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were all tied to posts,
> execution style. The U.S. soldiers then brought in pigs and slaughtered
> them, rubbing their bullets in the blood and fat. Thus, the terrorists
> were terrorized; they saw that they would be contaminated with hogs' blood.
>
> This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as
> terrorist martyrs.
>
> All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the grave, and the hog guts
> dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was allowed to escape back to
> the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what happened to the others. This
> brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next 50 years.
>
> Pointing a gun into the face of Islamic terrorists won't make them flinch.
> They welcome the chance to die for Allah. Like Gen. Pershing, we must show
> them that they won't get to Muslim heaven (which they believe has an
> endless supply of virgins) but instead will die with the hated pigs of the
> devil.
>
> All of this got me thinking.
>
> If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists
> would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell.
>
> Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into Afghanistan I
> think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful. Apparently
> Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT!
>
> They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water
> supply with a few thousand gallons of cosmopolitans, get them ****-faced
> and turn the pigs loose. The war would be over in a weekend.
>
> Just a thought.
>
> We must enlist the aid of Russia, as well as of the good people and pigs of
> the great states of Iowa and Missouri.
>
> The Russian Air Force, as you may or may not know, has the world's largest
> cargo plane, the cargo hold of which can carry enormous amounts of
> materials. We must take ALL of these cargo planes to the aforementioned
> Midwestern states, and fill the cargo holds with pig ****. There is plenty
> of it in Iowa and Missouri.
>
> We then fly the planes over the North Pole to the Mid East and drop their
> contents upon the city of Kabul.
>
> Because Moslems consider pigs (and their poop) unclean, the city would be
> incapacitated. The city could never be rebuilt, as doing so would require
> the re-builders to handle a heck of a lot of porcine fecal matter.
>
> Plus, there would be an added benefit, by carpet bombing this desert and
> mountain region with ton after ton of pig manure we would create an
> extremely fertile area capable of growing just about anything. It would
> enable us to feed India, China, Siberia, and most of Southeast Asia.
> Afghanistan would be the breadbasket of Asia for years to come,
> courtesy of the U.S.
>
> Win the war, feed the world, and not a shot is fired.
>
> (This would be known as "the **** heard around the world.")
>
Do you think it has merit ???
rr
----- Original Message -----
From: Peter and Bev Thompson <pbthompson@pacificcoast.net>
To: <brass@islandnet.com>
Sent: Sunday, October 14, 2001 10:21 AM
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Just a thought...
> HOW TO STOP ISLAMIC TERRORISTS...... it worked once...
>
> (I did research the alleged act by Pershing, and it was indeed described in
> a Washington Times story of October 2, 2001 by Wesley Prudin, entitled "How
> to break hearts and bend minds."
> See
> http://www.washtimes.com/national/20011002-710633.htm>http://www.washtimes.c
> om/national/20011002-710633.htm. The rest of the commentary here has been
> provided by an anonymous internet contributor ... )
>
> Once in history an episode of Islamic terrorism was very quickly stopped.
> It happened in the Philippines about 1911, when Gen. John J. Pershing was
> in command of the garrison. There had been numerous Islamic terrorist
> attacks, so "Black Jack" told his boys to catch the perps and teach them a
> lesson.
>
> Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were all tied to posts,
> execution style. The U.S. soldiers then brought in pigs and slaughtered
> them, rubbing their bullets in the blood and fat. Thus, the terrorists
> were terrorized; they saw that they would be contaminated with hogs' blood.
>
> This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as
> terrorist martyrs.
>
> All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the grave, and the hog guts
> dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was allowed to escape back to
> the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what happened to the others. This
> brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next 50 years.
>
> Pointing a gun into the face of Islamic terrorists won't make them flinch.
> They welcome the chance to die for Allah. Like Gen. Pershing, we must show
> them that they won't get to Muslim heaven (which they believe has an
> endless supply of virgins) but instead will die with the hated pigs of the
> devil.
>
> All of this got me thinking.
>
> If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists
> would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell.
>
> Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into Afghanistan I
> think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful. Apparently
> Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT!
>
> They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water
> supply with a few thousand gallons of cosmopolitans, get them ****-faced
> and turn the pigs loose. The war would be over in a weekend.
>
> Just a thought.
>
> We must enlist the aid of Russia, as well as of the good people and pigs of
> the great states of Iowa and Missouri.
>
> The Russian Air Force, as you may or may not know, has the world's largest
> cargo plane, the cargo hold of which can carry enormous amounts of
> materials. We must take ALL of these cargo planes to the aforementioned
> Midwestern states, and fill the cargo holds with pig ****. There is plenty
> of it in Iowa and Missouri.
>
> We then fly the planes over the North Pole to the Mid East and drop their
> contents upon the city of Kabul.
>
> Because Moslems consider pigs (and their poop) unclean, the city would be
> incapacitated. The city could never be rebuilt, as doing so would require
> the re-builders to handle a heck of a lot of porcine fecal matter.
>
> Plus, there would be an added benefit, by carpet bombing this desert and
> mountain region with ton after ton of pig manure we would create an
> extremely fertile area capable of growing just about anything. It would
> enable us to feed India, China, Siberia, and most of Southeast Asia.
> Afghanistan would be the breadbasket of Asia for years to come,
> courtesy of the U.S.
>
> Win the war, feed the world, and not a shot is fired.
>
> (This would be known as "the **** heard around the world.")
>
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Go for it!
I had to laugh when I read this! I even sent it to 1 of my friends in the AF who is currently in Egypt - maybe he can start painting pigs on the planes, bombs & missles!
Now Trapper - think about it - I bet most of those women are virgins! I mean, the men can't see them & probably won't risk marrying 1 not knowing what he may be getting! LOL!
Now Trapper - think about it - I bet most of those women are virgins! I mean, the men can't see them & probably won't risk marrying 1 not knowing what he may be getting! LOL!