Sumbody wanna splain to me what he said.

 

I can't splain any of that. And, I don't see how they managed to do it with a straight face!

- Jack

 

Chrysler went bankrupt shortly after this!!

 

Was that good ol MGD in his earlier years?

 

I'm curious as to the purpose of the ballpeen hammer. Pretty basic tool for all that high tech stuff going on. Maybe it was there to whack the encaulator if it tried to take off.

 

This must be the 1st stage of the flux capacitor.

 

The ballpeen hammer is actually a critical Special Service Tool for working on the early generation Turbo Encabulators. Although later versions (with much more development time) eventually solved the problem, early versions occasionally suffered from a condition called "Free Radical Electron Leakage." This was where a small number of free radical electrons escaped through the Double Dilbert Capacitive Barrier near the Lower Neutron Pile Generator.

Left un-checked, these free radical electrons can wreak havoc in a laboratory or shop by disrupting the general Gamma Ray / UV Barrier that shields us from the suns harmful rays. Several instances of rectal bleeding, loss of appetite, cold sores, increased affinity for sheep, redness at the exposure site and in rare instances, thoughts that Hillary Clinton is attractive have been documented.

So what's the ballpeen hammer for? Fortunately, these loose free radical electrons are quite visible to the naked eye. Their fondness for colorful Grateful Dead tie-dyed t-shirts makes them quite easy to spot on horizontal surfaces. If one of these is seen, Technicians have been instructed to immediately whack it with the hammer.

 

he said.... Dingle Arm....