Thought I would share this laugh
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Thought I would share this laugh
My nephew and family came up this past weekend for a visit. It was my moms birthday. Since they didn't come up for mine a few months ago they gave me a belated birthday card. And it goes like this -
On the cover it says "Top 25 favorite songs for people your age"
25) Let's get Physicals
24) Ain't No Buritto Mild Enough
23) I Wear my Bifocals at Night
22) A Hard Days Nap
21) Who Left The Milk Out
20) The Long and Winding Nose Hair
19) I Can't See Clearly Now
18) I Just Died in Your Arms (Call 911)
17) Moany, Moany
16) Knock, Knock, Knockin' on the Bathroom Door
15) I'm Bringing Saggy Back
14) To All The Girls I've Disappointed Before
13) I Want a New Drug Plan
12) Hey, You, Get Off Of My Bumper
11) Rock Me Gently, Dammit
10) 1-900 is the Loneliest Number
09) Achy Breaky Hip
08) It's Only Muzak (But I Like It)
07) Groovy Kind of Love Handles
06) I've Had the BM of My Life
05) The Sound of Silent (But Deadly)
04) Stair-Lift to Heaven
03) Baby Got Backache
02) Y.M.C. eh?
and the #1 Favorite Song for People your age is
"Waking Up Is So Hard to Do"
On the cover it says "Top 25 favorite songs for people your age"
25) Let's get Physicals
24) Ain't No Buritto Mild Enough
23) I Wear my Bifocals at Night
22) A Hard Days Nap
21) Who Left The Milk Out
20) The Long and Winding Nose Hair
19) I Can't See Clearly Now
18) I Just Died in Your Arms (Call 911)
17) Moany, Moany
16) Knock, Knock, Knockin' on the Bathroom Door
15) I'm Bringing Saggy Back
14) To All The Girls I've Disappointed Before
13) I Want a New Drug Plan
12) Hey, You, Get Off Of My Bumper
11) Rock Me Gently, Dammit
10) 1-900 is the Loneliest Number
09) Achy Breaky Hip
08) It's Only Muzak (But I Like It)
07) Groovy Kind of Love Handles
06) I've Had the BM of My Life
05) The Sound of Silent (But Deadly)
04) Stair-Lift to Heaven
03) Baby Got Backache
02) Y.M.C. eh?
and the #1 Favorite Song for People your age is
"Waking Up Is So Hard to Do"
Some of that is a little too real!
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I sent the same card to a friend of mine last month, except where it says "your age" I covered up the "Y" to make it our age.. I hope he thought it was funny. Now I am in the process of compiling a bunch of songs that are on the list--except they are the originals.
