If your legs are good enough to climb into a lifted truck they should be able to carry you across a parking lot. Seems more like a lazycap to me...

 

Ding-Ding-Ding! You can almost get a handicap permit for being afraid of spiders now. I just love seeing Mr. El Lardo (you know the one that needs to walk off the baby fat) waddle out of his car and walk into the Taco Bell or someplace like that, makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside!

BTW the graphics look like maybe the driver's handicap is/was a major brain trauma or something.

 

The kissing thread?

 

the person is obviously mentally handicaped

 

My favorite is watching a fat broad circle the parking lot like a buzzard waiting for a close one to open up. If anything she needs to park her big ol' butt across the street and do a little walking!

I've heard you can get a lazycap tag for being too fat!?!?! Why??? They should get special ones that make them park two blocks away from the store. Don't get me started on the electric carts...

 

I'm with you brother!

I knew a guy who was wheel chair bound and he would go bullistic on people that would park in the handicap. His chair was the motorized kind and he used it to beat the crap out of a guy's Porsche right in front of the lazy-**** offender. What could the guy do-beat up a quad?

 

I had completely forgot about that one.

 

Wow.... all I can really say.

 

Why are some of the worst ones from TX....Oh wait he's a cowboys fan, that explains a lot too.

 

Please tell me it was a dime a dozen Boxster...

If some clown rammed the side of my 928 he would be more like a cross between Christopher Reeves and Stephen Hawkings when I was done with him. Of course I'm normally in the back of the parking lot when I'm out in it.

 

My 3 year olds think that Raptor looks AWESOME!

 

Think it was a basic 911, this was back in the seventies. As the story goes the guy in the Porsche parked there right in front of this handicap guy. The Porsche driver wasn't handicap or anything, just wanted to park close to the resturant. The handicap guy told him that space was for people that were handicap and the Porsche driver gave him a bunch of crap......next thing you know-game on.

 

Air cooled 911 'nuff said, most of those guys with those are complete douche bags.

 

the hot air gets to their heads

 

If it isn't against the law it should be!