Alrighty folks, I don't think this is on here so figured I'd try and start it off. Post here some crazy news stories that you've came across.
This one I saw on AFN News and had to google it. Believe it or not its Amish on Amish crime.

Amish beard-cutting attacks uncover suspected cult

 

Hey angel, god called me today and wanted me to tell you to take your HIDs out- you're blinding him all the way up in heaven.

Carry on

 

 

HAHA!!!
GOD just sent me an email saying that the HID's don't bother anyone because they are leveled out and don't blind people.

 

Can't post a link, but saw a story earlier of a chick that got naked and crawled in a freshly killed horse carcass because she wanted to see what it felt like

 

What in the sam hell was she on?

 

not sure, but there are pictures of her and her BF holding up the heart from the horse.

It was similar to the "tonton" scene in Star Wars, just a lot more bloody

 

Freddy got fingered was the first movie that came to mind for some reason.

 

haha!!!

 

Hey J,
power being off for all those hours is getting to you Buddy.

 

HAHA you caught me Jack! It's been good so far the past day or two. Hopefully it stays this way. It was way worse when it was 140 out...its been nice and cool as of late.