My New Ride!!!
Heck yeah I have ridden an ostrich! I have ridden a lot of different animals, and ostriches are fun, but I used to play softball where you hit the ball, and then to get to first base you have to ride a donkey to base, but everyone in the outfield is on a donkey too, but you don't ride while you're pitching or hitting, we called it "Half-@$$" Softball. It was great, and those ostriches are hard to stay on, because their backs are not form-fitting and they tend to run kind of fast. Maybe I tried to ride a "Lightning Ostrich" and would have been more comfortable with the just-as-nice but slower "Ostrich Lariat". In any case, I highly recommend ostriches to everyone. Love the camel, though, that's all I smoke!
Last edited by Pickup Man; Jul 17, 2001 at 07:33 AM.


