Only at John's comment....not at you....

 

Hmm, maybe my truck needs a beard. it was always hard to see them anyways with my truck being lower than stock...

 

Ehhh, go with a firefighter type mustache. Those are sweet. Just tell the ladies your obviously a firefighter since your truck has a mustache. Done deal!

 

Yeah you are, you just won't realize it for another 10 years.

In case truck nutz weren't enough, get some for your phone! Let everyone know how much you like nutz!



- NCSU

 

What would the ticket say?

"07 F150- Dangling Nuts, dragging on ground."

 

Dumb. My trucks are girls anyway. I don't wanna turn guys on in the morning.

Adrianspeeder

 

Chrome ***** must be worth at least 30, right?

 

maybe but they havent been dyno'd yet

 

From what I’ve seen, most of the boys that have those stupid things on any vehicle are usually 5'4 & weigh 120 pounds wearing belt buckles bigger than their head. I've had a few encounters with a group of morons that flock around the gas station. If for any reason Mr. Beltbuckle dimwit speaks to a female, the conversation is directed to her breasts. Mr. belt buckle dimwit it hasn’t concluded that “sweater hogs” lack vocal chords & have nothing to say. I can only assume the morons think women are powerless against the 'nutz' aphrodisiac & magically her clothes will fall off & she'll beg him for sex right there among the gallons tobacco spit in the parking lot of the d*mn 7-11
whoo hooo ya'll...

Those things are beyond stupid. (the alpha beltbuckle dimwit made a poor decision to say something very vulgar about my sister as she walked by, hence my obvious biased opinion.)
Rhonda

 

Gee wiz Rhonda, don't hold back like that, how do ya really feel?

But when you're right-you're right!

 

Picture this: Mechanic laying on the creeper and sliding under the truck nutz to do work on the truck.

I'm thinking (hoping) he takes them off before sliding under.

 

I usually do

 

Ahh Jgger I'm just being a w*tch, I'm sure there are plenty of cool folks that have those goofy stupid things on their truck/car. I just have to dodge a whole parking lot of 20 somethings that hassle any female. My sister happens to be a hottie who's soft spoken and shy, they thought she would fun to hassle. Yeah, wrong! It's a constant thing with them & she shouldn't have to go 4 miles out of her way to get gas. It's all good, good enough for a comic laugh.
Rhonda