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The hazard of dining out
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A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant, and gazed lovingly at each other while holding hands.
Their waitress, taking the order, at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman appeared unconcerned. As the waitress watched, the man continued to slide all the way down until he was out of sight, under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled … almost as though she hadn’t noticed his disappearance.
So the waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the front door.”
then
DIVORCE VS. MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like
to buy some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.
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A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant, and gazed lovingly at each other while holding hands.
Their waitress, taking the order, at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman appeared unconcerned. As the waitress watched, the man continued to slide all the way down until he was out of sight, under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled … almost as though she hadn’t noticed his disappearance.
So the waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the front door.”
then
DIVORCE VS. MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like
to buy some cyanide.'
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.
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