Whenever your feeling down and blue... remember ....
YOU were once the fastest sperm!

 

You're trying way too hard to overcome your image. LOL

 

Actually ... all yer potential siblings had one look at you, and ran the other way ...

 

I was going to make a funny about how your sperm was too fat and slow Blue, and that you were probably put into a test tube as a way to give you a jump start, but I'm not sure, did they even have test tubes back when you were born?

 

MDG Fan, don;t be hatin' because I'm a beautiful man.
You're just upset because when you were born you were soooo ugly, they tinted the windows on your incubator.

 

They had test tubes, but they were too small. They used a Mason jar.

 

Well played Sir, well played!

 

Beautiful perhaps - but, just for starters, Dyslexic ....

MGD

 

Hence the comment...


"The better part of you ran down your momma's leg."

 

OMG you're sooo bad!

 

 

And here I thought this was going to be a thread on how to get my drink off of the floor and to my mouth......oh damn, wait a minute! I am on the floor- never mind!

 

Hence the saying: THE OLDER I GET THE FASTER I WAS.

 

You know you're really drunk when you're hugging the floor for dear life to keep from falling off. (as the room spins and spins in fast circles)

 

What about a fraternal twin / multiple? As a sperm, they could have been the 2nd-6th (in the case sextuplets, as an example). Sorry to rain on their parade, but stuff happens.