A Post to Help Lift Your Spirits
Whenever your feeling down and blue... remember ....
YOU were once the fastest sperm! |
You're trying way too hard to overcome your image. LOL
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Originally Posted by Habibi
(Post 4447481)
Whenever your feeling down and blue... remember ....
YOU were once the fastest sperm! |
Originally Posted by Bluejay
(Post 4447484)
You're trying way too hard to overcome your image. LOL
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Originally Posted by MGDfan
(Post 4447490)
Actually ... all yer potential siblings had one look at you, and ran the other way ... :coffee:
You're just upset because when you were born you were soooo ugly, they tinted the windows on your incubator. :lol: |
Originally Posted by Habibi
(Post 4447493)
I was going to make a funny about how your sperm was too fat and slow Blue, and that you were probably put into a test tube as a way to give you a jump start, but I'm not sure, did they even have test tubes back when you were born?
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Originally Posted by Bluejay
(Post 4447505)
They had test tubes, but they were too small. They used a Mason jar.:lol:
Well played Sir, well played! |
Originally Posted by Habibi
(Post 4447504)
MDG Fan, don;t be hatin' because I'm a beautiful man.
You're just upset because when you were born you were soooo ugly, they tinted the windows on your incubator. :lol: MGD |
Originally Posted by Habibi
(Post 4447481)
Whenever your feeling down and blue... remember ....
YOU were once the fastest sperm!
Originally Posted by MGDfan
(Post 4447490)
Actually ... all yer potential siblings had one look at you, and ran the other way ... :coffee:
Hence the comment... "The better part of you ran down your momma's leg." :devil: |
Originally Posted by Odin's Wrath
(Post 4447556)
Hence the comment...
"The better part of you ran down your momma's leg." :devil: |
Originally Posted by lovetrucks
(Post 4447560)
OMG you're sooo bad!:devil:
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And here I thought this was going to be a thread on how to get my drink off of the floor and to my mouth......oh damn, wait a minute! I am on the floor- never mind!
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YOU were once the fastest sperm! |
Originally Posted by Labnerd
(Post 4448104)
And here I thought this was going to be a thread on how to get my drink off of the floor and to my mouth......oh damn, wait a minute! I am on the floor- never mind!
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What about a fraternal twin / multiple? As a sperm, they could have been the 2nd-6th (in the case sextuplets, as an example). Sorry to rain on their parade, but stuff happens.
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