Can someone define..
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This would probably be a good place to start the discussion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGOQQ...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGOQQ...eature=related
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The simple fact that so many of you think the OP's, serious and honest question, is an excuse to make asinine comments and post stupid videos, merely shows your level of maturity or lack there of ! 
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Sorry, but I have to add Randy Marsh's "What seems to be the officer, problem?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9AYe6VVeaM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9AYe6VVeaM
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Drinking problem:
1. The only people that will hang around you when you drink, are also drunks.
2. You have to have a drink in the morning to "clear" your head after a night out drinking.
3. You need just one beer at lunch to get you through the day.
4. You keep a bottle of vodka in your desk drawer, tool box, lunch pail, etc.
5. The only time you have fights with your wife are after you have been drinking.
6. You hit your children when you have been drinking.
7. Your kids don't invite their friends over because you embarrass them.
8. You never get invited to parties any more.
9. Your daughter tells you "you stink".
10. Your late to work more often than not.
11. You over compensate at work to cover up the fact that you woke up this morning at least a .10 A.C.
12. You don't go to family or business functions if it states no alcohol on the invitation.
13. You put booze in a soda can at functions so no one will know your drinking.
14. you beat your wife when you come home drunk.
15. You beat your sons when they try to stop you from hurting Mom.
16. You have a motor vehicle collision, get arrested and don't remember what happened.
17. You wake up in jail, and have no memory of how you got there.
18. You have dents on the rear bumper of your truck and you can't remember how it got there.
19. If it makes you uncomfortable to talk about a "drinking problem" , causing you to make jokes about the subject and trying to deflect the conversation to another subject.
I could go on to the tune of about 100 of these things, but I'll close it with the last one.
You die in prison a lonely, pathetic little man, that killed his wife when he was under the influence of alcohol.
1. The only people that will hang around you when you drink, are also drunks.
2. You have to have a drink in the morning to "clear" your head after a night out drinking.
3. You need just one beer at lunch to get you through the day.
4. You keep a bottle of vodka in your desk drawer, tool box, lunch pail, etc.
5. The only time you have fights with your wife are after you have been drinking.
6. You hit your children when you have been drinking.
7. Your kids don't invite their friends over because you embarrass them.
8. You never get invited to parties any more.
9. Your daughter tells you "you stink".
10. Your late to work more often than not.
11. You over compensate at work to cover up the fact that you woke up this morning at least a .10 A.C.
12. You don't go to family or business functions if it states no alcohol on the invitation.
13. You put booze in a soda can at functions so no one will know your drinking.
14. you beat your wife when you come home drunk.
15. You beat your sons when they try to stop you from hurting Mom.
16. You have a motor vehicle collision, get arrested and don't remember what happened.
17. You wake up in jail, and have no memory of how you got there.
18. You have dents on the rear bumper of your truck and you can't remember how it got there.
19. If it makes you uncomfortable to talk about a "drinking problem" , causing you to make jokes about the subject and trying to deflect the conversation to another subject.
I could go on to the tune of about 100 of these things, but I'll close it with the last one.
You die in prison a lonely, pathetic little man, that killed his wife when he was under the influence of alcohol.
Last edited by expy03; Sep 26, 2010 at 09:29 AM. Reason: add one more
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