I'm jealous... it sounds like it could be alot of fun!!!

Go do a "covered bridge" tour & see how many you can cross in one day...... get a couple good books and forget about everything else.... wake up late.... take some day trips to Sunapee and/or Winnipesaukee... balloon rides in Quechee...go for a drive without the GPS & get lost....

Best of all, go into town and make friends with the extreme eco-liberalists.... maybe even make your own tie-dye shirt! lol.....

BTW - "Live free or die" is one state over...... you're in the "Green Mountain" state...

 

My bad i told you i know nothing about VT. Live free or die is NH.... I will try hard to enjoy it but i'd rather be fishing. and i'm still trying to get the Victoria secret thing out of my head..... maybe omars tent and awning.... No actually my wife has held up better that some others and i really do love her so i will pretend to have a great time there....

this is the place
http://www.ascutney.com/summer/

 

Wifey & I got roped into one in St Maarten, good grief! It was a horrific experience. There's no way I could knowingly go to one of those in exchange for a free week-end somewhere or any free gift, I would rather just pay cash for my week-end and not have to endure the torture.

Time shares are a rip anyway and anyone who buys one is slightly touched in the head. Have a good time Buck, I know it's almost impossible but I hope you get some man.

 

My wife talked me into the one we went to. I just went to the sales pressure cooker mating with my Jerry Lewis attitude, and my Bubba teeth in. Before the meeting was over I says "AIH jus *** fer tha frea tickets".
But in the room we were in with all the salesmen and clients together. There looked like allot of people that were under allot of pressure. But The most fun I had on that trip was dealing with the secondary salesman. I started asking him technical questions about the plumbing and load center, and even the foundation. He Finlay looked at the other salesman and told him it was time to move along.:o I think he even insulted my heritage, but it was kind of noisy in the room, and he wouldn't repeat what he said. But it turned out OK we already had our bags with us. So they couldn't hold 'em hostage
Ole Tumba smarter than your average Tiny Tumba.

 

get some what??? is there going to be a young blonds there???. Believe me bro getting it at home or getting it away, there is little difference you know...
I will have a good time because i am a fun guy and can make things happen that are let's say offkilter a bit but i always try to leave em laughing. Unless you want to go habi's i'll make you bleed 7 different ways.......

 

Ok, TMI ****, TMI! LMFAO

 

During the sales pitch, I was looking over the different places they had around the States, Caribian and Canada. I started asking about making reservations. It sort of looked like any place that I was intersted in going was booked out for two years or more.When I started really pressing the issue, the salesman started getting bumfuzled. He finaly agread with me that you pretty much have to build time with in the share program to get the better places on the list. The Bad guy salesman then looked at Good Guy salesman and said "This guy is just wasting your time. I'll finish up here, you go and talk to (someguy)." I then in the most southern backwoods drawll said "I jus *** for da free tickets, and that rooster show was the best one". At that point my wife had to go to the powder room. When she came back the salesman said "Ma'am , are you OK, your eyes are red"
Wive> "I just couldn't take it anymore"
>Salesman "You really want one of the contracts that bad"
>Wife: "No, it's just that I'm really not married to this guy, and I wish I would have brought my 6 toed cousin instead" >
Salesman, with puzzled look on his face said "6 toed cousin?"
Wife> "Yes he lost the other four. Because he made my husband mad, trying to sell him a timeshare"
Saleman>" But you said you weren't married to this guy?"
Wife> "Oh him. He's my brother, but it is purely platonic, do you think we could get a drink and talk about this some more."
Salesman> "I'm sorry but I'm Married."
Wife>" It's Ok, I do 3 ways"
Salesman> "Really?'
Wife>" No but I'll do her"
Salesman got up and left

 

Well the vacation was great after all, the resort was a great place with 2 huge pools, spas and handball court. Vermont is a nice place for sure and one could do much worswe going somewhere else. The mountains are great and there are a ****load of them everywhere you look and trees i never seen so dam many trees (they need to cut some down) they block the great views. I found some nice spots there they are secret swimming holes in the rocks and it was clothing optional, needless to say the woman were all lusting after my body when i dropped clothes. They lined up like i was giving away vermont cheese... We then went to hampton beach for 2 days and man the hot woman there great. thousands of them everywhere i looked, i ahhh felt young again and got so hard a cat could not scratch it. We then went deepsea fishing and caught a bunch of mackeral and some pollack and a couple haddock. was a great time all inall....

 

Good report on Vermont.
Though I could have done without you eating cheese and taking your clothes off.
I read the brochure and there are no secret swimming holes, those were public fountains with 24 hour internet webcam linkage so people could watch the deer and antelope take a drink.

 

That gives so much more meaning to his screenname.

 

You guys are just jealous!!!!!!

 

some pics of vermont and new hampsire
22 bucks

 

 

Bud Light, guys? Really?
A little too little, too late.

It would make a pretty good 'Lite Beer' Fail poster though.

 

That's the bait. Right?