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Old Nov 21, 2009 | 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by buckdropper
Habibi's song, WRITTEN AND SUNG BY HABIBI (TRUE STORY)

IT WAS RAINING HARD IN KINGSTON, I NEEDED ONE MORE *** TO MAKE MY NIGHT, A MAN UP AHEAD WAVE TO *** ME DOWN HE GOT IN AT THE LIGHT.
I SAID WHERE YOU GOING TO MY GAY MANNYPOO, ITS A SHAME YOU RUINED YOUR CROWN IN THE RAIN,.. HE JUST LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID 69 GAYMAN'S LANE. SOMETHING ABOUT HIM WAS FAMILIAR I COULD SWEAR I SEEN HIS BUTT BEFORE,, BUTT HE SAID I'M SURE YOUR MISTAKEN AND HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING MORE....
IT TOOK A WHILE BUT HE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND HE GLANCED AT THE LICENSE FOR MY NAME,,, A SMILE SEEMED TO COME TO HIM SLOWLY IT WAS A SAD SMILE JUST THE SAME. HE SAID HOW ARE YOU HABIBI AND I SAID HOW ARE YOU SUE THROUGH THE TWO LITTLE SMILES AND THE TO MANY MILES I STILL REMEMBER YOU.... YOU SEE HE WAS GONNA BE A ACTRESS AND I WAS JUST GONNA LEARN TO FLY, HE TOOK OFF TO FIND THE FOOTLIGHTS I TOOK OFF TOO FIND THE GUYS...

IT WAS SOMEWHERE IN A FAIRY TAIL I USED TO TAKE HIM HOME IN MY CAR,,, WE LEARNED TO FIND PUD IN THE BACK OF MY CAR AND THE LESSONS REALLY WENT TO FAR.

THERE WASN'T MUCH MORE FOR US TO TALK ABOUT WHATEVER WE HAD ONCE WAS GONE SO I PULLED MY CAB INTO THE DRIVEWAY PAST THE GATES OF THE GAY MANS THROWN. HE SAID WE MUST GET TOGETHER AND I MADE SURE IT WOULD BE ARRANGED. HE GAVE ME 20 DOLLARS FOR A 2.50 AFFAIR AND SAID HAB'S KEEP THE CHANGE. WELL ONE MAN MAY HAVE BEEN ANGRY AND ANOTHER MAN MAY HAVE BEEN HURT BUT IF I WERE A REAL MAN I NEVER WOULD HAVE LET HIM GO,, I STUFFED THE 20 DOLLARS IN MY SKIRT

YOU SEE HE WAS GONNA BE AN.... AND I WAS GONNA BE.........



SEE YA


time for your meds Bucky.............

 
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Old Nov 30, 2009 | 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Habibi
I'd be willing to bet my last dollar Bucky takes one of those inflatable hot tubs with him on his camping trips.You know those "Soft Tubs" you can get at Home Depot?

This way he has all the luxuries of home while he's away camping, and his pals are already there. I'd also bet they don't even hunt at all, its just an excuse to get away for a week and frolic with his boy toys.

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Well well well i see when the american's away the canadian will play. No hot tubs so hab's your every night fantasy dream is shot to hell right there. You need to get them wet dreams out of your head!!!, Try thinking of woman again it may help you. We went up to canada and well we bagged our limit of canadians!!! there are on 2 left in the whole country and we left them for a reason, One to watch the border and one to run a donut shop just in case we missed a few. Wasn't to hard them canucks look jusk like a deer in the headlights when they see the american money baitpiles we put out. easy pickins for sure....

brokeback bucky>>>> not bad... I did score a 8 point and a large doe so eat me hab's....
 
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Old Nov 30, 2009 | 08:05 PM
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This thread is great---I am almost ready to get rid of my satellite because this thread is better!

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Old Nov 30, 2009 | 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by buckdropper
Well well well i see when the american's away the canadian will play. D
Welcome back Bucky!
In all honesty, I thought I could just trash-talk you all I wanted (while you were away on your supposed camping trip), and then it would just get buried in the old post section.

I didn't realize you would be so diligent and tenaciously read through old posts just to read what your good friend has been saying about you while you were away

In short I thought I had a free week of talking smack about you without any consequences, lol, I wasn't planning on you digging up the past.

Thanks for leaving 2 deer alive in Canada; we appreciate your kindness and generosity.
 
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Old Dec 1, 2009 | 03:26 AM
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What an epic waste of the last 20 minutes of my life...
 
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Old Dec 1, 2009 | 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Habibi
Welcome back Bucky!
In all honesty, I thought I could just trash-talk you all I wanted (while you were away on your supposed camping trip), and then it would just get buried in the old post section.

I didn't realize you would be so diligent and tenaciously read through old posts just to read what your good friend has been saying about you while you were away

In short I thought I had a free week of talking smack about you without any consequences, lol, I wasn't planning on you digging up the past.

Thanks for leaving 2 deer alive in Canada; we appreciate your kindness and generosity.
Hab- I think he left plenty of dear... or is that deer, after this thread I'm not sure. I think it was the Canadians he was bagging. Unless he left those deer in charge of the border and the donut shop. See, while you were in at the puter talking smack about him, he used up all his ammunition... and missed you! Bet he hasn't slept much at all since he's been back, planning his next move.
 
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Old Dec 1, 2009 | 09:34 PM
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What do you mean supposed camping trip??? oh i only left 2 canadians not deer maybe you should get your reading glasses on there Mr. Magoo!!.



Sorry for the james taylor story in my other post i was drinkin a bit that day and the words just came to me.


On the other hand i thought of this while i was in the woods in my soft tub......


Twas the night before hunting and all through the camp not a creature was stirring not even our camp tramp. The G-strings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St huge habibi soon would be there.
The hunters were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of a naked gay canadian danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and stuck out my azz.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a huge sleigh, and eight dead reindeer.
With a little old driver, so slow and so queer,
I knew in a moment it must be St huge habibi and he was here.
More rapid than snails his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and ate them all like game!

he ate Dasher! now, Dancer! now,(yum yum) Prancer and Vixen!
then swallowed, Comet! then, Cupid! on,he choked on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now mrs dash away! mrs Dash away! mrs Dash away all!"

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and fat azz too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing as he spit out there hoofs.
As I drew in my azz, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St huge habibi came naked and bound.

He was dressed all in glitter, from his head to his shoes,
And his clothes were all tarnished with *** marks and mangoo.
A bundle of donuts he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a queer staring at my sack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how fairy!
His cheeks were like ballons, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a hoe,
And the beard of his chin was dripping white maybe snow??.

The stump of a man he held tight in his teeth,
And the load it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a huge fat belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old queer
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of his no hair!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
sacred me to death as i hid under the bed.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
he stuck his hand in his pants, then started to jerk.
after a while he seemed to be thorugh
And laying my mule aside of his cheek,
And giving a few nods, up the chimney he rose!

He fell on his sleigh and tripped all over the roof, to his team gave a loud berp,
And away they all flew like the a bunch of terps.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy hunting to all, and to all a good-night!"
 
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Old Dec 1, 2009 | 10:52 PM
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Oh dear god... that was creepy yet funny

 
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Old Dec 2, 2009 | 05:15 AM
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Hab- I told you he was plannin his next move... he had to stay up all night for that one- maybe 24 hrs- he'll be sleepin for the next 24-48.
 
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Old Dec 2, 2009 | 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by code58
Hab- I told you he was plannin his next move... he had to stay up all night for that one- maybe 24 hrs- he'll be sleepin for the next 24-48.
I think our portly little friend is not taking his medication.

Either that or his shorty-shorts on his mankini are too tight and cutting off proper circulation to the brain, he is going crazy

"it puts the lotion on the skin" haha
 
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Old Dec 2, 2009 | 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Habibi
I think our portly little friend is not taking his medication.

Either that or his shorty-shorts on his mankini are too tight and cutting off proper circulation to the brain, he is going crazy

"it puts the lotion on the skin" haha
I am wearing boxers this week and each time i bend over they turn into a thong, why does this happen???? (well at least i can see mine....)
Habibi had a simular thing happen to him he was sledding and came off the sled and had a boxer shorts turned to a thong thing and we had to use his F150 to pull it all the way out from his crack.... (had to use 4x4 to do it)
 

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Old Dec 2, 2009 | 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by buckdropper
I am wearing boxers this week and each time i bend over they turn into a thong, why does this happen???? (well at least i can see mine....)
Habibi had a simular thing happen to him he was sledding and came off the sled and had a boxer shorts turned to a thong thing and we had to use his F150 oull it all the way out from his crack.... (had to use 4x4 to do it)
Was he tied to a tree??????????? Or to a mountain??????????????
 
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Old Dec 2, 2009 | 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by 06F150STX
Was he tied to a tree??????????? Or to a mountain??????????????
Must've been a mountain... Broke Back Mountain

 
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Old Dec 2, 2009 | 08:11 PM
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I wonder what Habs is doing right now?

















What do Teddy Bears look like when the lights are off?
























Sleep well Habs.





 
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Old Dec 2, 2009 | 08:11 PM
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I juust drapped his giant belly over the CN tower and it held, it was a bit wobbly but it worked.......
 
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