That's awesome, John! Thanks for finding it! Now everyone can see his teddy-bear collection!

 

Now look i may be wrong here but if you look close at the teddies that hab's "says" are not his you can clearly see the mouth ripped and the butt stuffing sticking out on one of them. I am assuming hab's must have used a different package to rip said mouth/butt as his mule could not pull a greasy rag from a moles azz.


OH and nice Birds also............
(poly want a package) waak waak

 

You are a sick bastard Bucky, but you still have quite a ways to go before you're at my sick level
Amateur's, they have no clue

 

"(poly want a package) waak waak"............what the heck is that supposed to mean?

 

ahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=habibi

 

I really do hate to bring this back to the top.....
But it's just toooo obvious that this is made up....
In his opening story, Habs says that he saw those guys,
IMMEDIATELY put the truck in reverse, and backed away.
WELL THEN HOW THE HELL DID HE GET THE PICTURE!!!

Funny read though,

 

An the Bromance continues! Pretty f'in funny read!

 

I was lucky and had a camera ready to go, sheer luck!
I knew nobody here would believe the horror I witnessed without proof, so the picture was paramount before making my escape.

Honest injun, I wouldn’t lie about it.
The world needs to know just what kind of shenanigans this man is capable of; I certainly had no intentions of finding out.

I can still hear him calling "Wait Habs, come back buddy, don't go!"
...and seeing his belt around his ankles was....let's just say I wasn't amused.
The tone of his voice was almost tearful, I think he wept as I drove off, but I can't be sure.

Also since we're talking openly about the subject, I'm shocked because here's Bucky, a guy who portrays himself as a 'rough, tough, big burly brute of a man", and then seeing this makes me realize that we've all been duped.

It's important that we don't make him feel shame or embarrassment by us knowing the truth, so he likes hot tubbing with his hunting buddies, and listening to soft music and drinking beer from a wine glass, who cares?
I respect the fact that here’s man that is so senative and sweet and caring, it's not often you see that type of emotions openly displayed in public. Any man brave enough to wear a mankini in public deserves special recognition.

Let sleeping dogs lie, it's his life to live out as he pleases. He should know we are mature enough not to judge him about his 'orientation'.

He is so sweet and caring; he even sent me a dozen roses the other day with a note apologizing for not warning me ahead of time about his "motives".

I just threw the note in the garbage and gave the roses to my wife. At least I got the credit for them and made sure they didn't go to waste.

Again people, I implore you all, please don't judge "The Buck", he's had a hard week and I'm sure he will appreciate our understanding.

Just be careful fellas, Bucky likes to advertise these F150online "Meat & Greets" on Sundays at his house. I've seen the ads in the classified section.

"Free BBQ, Bring your F150 and let's spend an afternoon getting to know one another and waxing each other's trucks"

It sounds very appealing on the surface but now you've all been warned.
Be careful, don't fall for the bait.

 

Boy you must have stayed up all night thinking of all them lies!!!

Why not admit the truth and be set free.
You really need to admit your true side and tell these guys what really happened. I remember it well.... hab's cuming up the road with a dude on his lap, you said you were teaching him how to drive but HEY we all know what's really going on. The other guy has cleaning off your rainbow rear view mirror air freshener and cleaning up the mess you guys made on the trip down. If you look close at the picture you can clearly see that they are canadian.
All i heard from them guys was EH and Timmy Hortons, and some other donut shops where you guys stopped for some cream puffs and peanut sticks on the trip down. One guy even had a berka on when he got out and stripped down to the pic you guys seen, go figure..


Well hab's i am going on a hunting trip in about an hour and will not be back in town until the 30th so behave and try a woman this thanksgiving because a thigh is a thigh unless its a guy... peace out my friend....

 

Habibi's song, WRITTEN AND SUNG BY HABIBI (TRUE STORY)

IT WAS RAINING HARD IN KINGSTON, I NEEDED ONE MORE *** TO MAKE MY NIGHT, A MAN UP AHEAD WAVE TO *** ME DOWN HE GOT IN AT THE LIGHT.
I SAID WHERE YOU GOING TO MY GAY MANNYPOO, ITS A SHAME YOU RUINED YOUR CROWN IN THE RAIN,.. HE JUST LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID 69 GAYMAN'S LANE. SOMETHING ABOUT HIM WAS FAMILIAR I COULD SWEAR I SEEN HIS BUTT BEFORE,, BUTT HE SAID I'M SURE YOUR MISTAKEN AND HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING MORE....
IT TOOK A WHILE BUT HE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND HE GLANCED AT THE LICENSE FOR MY NAME,,, A SMILE SEEMED TO COME TO HIM SLOWLY IT WAS A SAD SMILE JUST THE SAME. HE SAID HOW ARE YOU HABIBI AND I SAID HOW ARE YOU SUE THROUGH THE TWO LITTLE SMILES AND THE TO MANY MILES I STILL REMEMBER YOU.... YOU SEE HE WAS GONNA BE A ACTRESS AND I WAS JUST GONNA LEARN TO FLY, HE TOOK OFF TO FIND THE FOOTLIGHTS I TOOK OFF TOO FIND THE GUYS...

IT WAS SOMEWHERE IN A FAIRY TAIL I USED TO TAKE HIM HOME IN MY CAR,,, WE LEARNED TO FIND PUD IN THE BACK OF MY CAR AND THE LESSONS REALLY WENT TO FAR.

THERE WASN'T MUCH MORE FOR US TO TALK ABOUT WHATEVER WE HAD ONCE WAS GONE SO I PULLED MY CAB INTO THE DRIVEWAY PAST THE GATES OF THE GAY MANS THROWN. HE SAID WE MUST GET TOGETHER AND I MADE SURE IT WOULD BE ARRANGED. HE GAVE ME 20 DOLLARS FOR A 2.50 AFFAIR AND SAID HAB'S KEEP THE CHANGE. WELL ONE MAN MAY HAVE BEEN ANGRY AND ANOTHER MAN MAY HAVE BEEN HURT BUT IF I WERE A REAL MAN I NEVER WOULD HAVE LET HIM GO,, I STUFFED THE 20 DOLLARS IN MY SKIRT

YOU SEE HE WAS GONNA BE AN.... AND I WAS GONNA BE.........



SEE YA

 

Happy Thanksgiving buddy and thanks for the laughs.
Stay safe

 

ur going fishin and herdin sheep in the mountains aint u

 

You two are a riot... this is just too funny.

 

I'd be willing to bet my last dollar Bucky takes one of those inflatable hot tubs with him on his camping trips.You know those "Soft Tubs" you can get at Home Depot?

This way he has all the luxuries of home while he's away camping, and his pals are already there. I'd also bet they don't even hunt at all, its just an excuse to get away for a week and frolic with his boy toys.

Brokeback Bucky

 

The only thing I would be worried about Habs is when Buck gets too excited while "hunting for new meat" and that he accidentally pops the inflatable hot tube with his "rifle"