True that. I found out that I have to just deal with it. Guess why we are still together.

 

Been married for over 30 yrs. and it doesn't get any better.
Beer helps.

 

Yep. Blocks out all the nagging.

 

Fortunately I didn't marry a nagger.

 

 

When I hear my co-workers tell stories about their wives I tell myself that I really have nothing to complain about with mine. That being said, marriage is a highly over-rated experience......

 

Not married yet, but whenever I go to see my parents my mom does this lol! The girlfriend does sometimes but I love her so no problem

As Peter Griffin once said:

"Women are not people. They are devices built by The Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment"

Mean I know but funny!

 

Ah yes, I could imagine my wife has a post somewhere about how I am insane. And I shall post here reguarding her sanity.

Today I went into BWW and got some Spicy Garlic for chicken wings tonite, had the women pipe me out a lid of the Mango Habanero. First I tried it and nearly fainted, im not used to such hot stuff. Took it out to the wife, mind you we were on a lil "trip" gave it to her said it was a sweet sauce, after she began hyperventilating I felt bad.

HAHA she will get me back soon enough.

 

if you marry the right woman it's not an issue, however there is always the option of a man den and more truck parts...

 

I know it's probably just the pic, but it looks like you got 'blew' eyes....One Blew East and One Blew West

 

I'm sure she was thrilled.

 

 

 

I think they all go through there little tantrums and fits and moods. I just go with flow. That is the flow through one ear and out the other!
An occasional massive alpha male blow up helps keep it in line too

 

Why Men Die First?????????????????????

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries but, now we know.


If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race .......you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're an insensitive boob.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.
If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert
If you don't..............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape........you're sexist.
If you don't.................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
If you don't................you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.
If you don't....................you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
If you don't................there must be someone else.


ANSWER***********Men die first because they want to.*************