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Old May 22, 2009 | 01:10 PM
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IKEA to acquire GM

IKEA HAS ANNOUNCED ITS INTENTION TO TAKE OVER GM, AND TO SELL CARS.

 
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Old May 22, 2009 | 01:28 PM
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That's funny, but I might be able to swing an IKEA ZR-1 Corvette.
 
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Old May 22, 2009 | 03:41 PM
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Can you imagine the amount of wooden pegs it would require to put that thing together

I curse, throw stuff, and drink just trying to put one of there bed frames together
 
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Old May 22, 2009 | 06:57 PM
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So now when we go to the new Ikea/Gm Plant we can go into the cafeteria and get all that good food they serve... smoked salmon or Swedish meatballs anyone?


(Note: only people that have been to an Ikea store will get this, catalog or online shoppers won't)
 
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Old May 22, 2009 | 07:32 PM
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And the whole car can be assembled with the provided allen head wrench, and your provided screw driver and a hammer
 
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Old May 22, 2009 | 07:49 PM
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smoked salmon or Swedish meatballs anyone?
All for only $2.99!!
 
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Old May 22, 2009 | 07:51 PM
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Who is IKEA???
 
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Old May 23, 2009 | 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by risupercrewman
Who is IKEA???
Best that you don't know. Never and I repeat never have the meat *****....
 
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Old May 23, 2009 | 07:23 AM
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I wonder how many boxes it will come in, I want to twine them all together in the back of the truck.

EDIT: found the hardware list...
 

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Old May 23, 2009 | 10:04 AM
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Best that you don't know. Never and I repeat never have the meat *****....



I don't know... I like there meatballs....
 
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Old May 23, 2009 | 11:39 AM
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it would come in 20 boxes inside of one bigger box
 
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Old May 23, 2009 | 07:22 PM
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And the whole car can be assembled with the provided allen head wrench, and your provided screw driver and a hammer
In under 45 minutes
 
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