JOKES
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JOKES
Well here's one for ya'll
There's two potatoes standing on a coner. Which one's the prostitute?
The one with the bag over its head that says, "IDAHO". LOL
Bumper Sticker-
"Honk if parts fall off"-chevy
"I know it's a truck, but I beat ya didn't I?-ford
(picture of chicken and cat starring each other down and talking to each other) "chicken........*****"
Dunno if u can understand that one without seeing it but i tried.
Things Chevy should let their buyers know before they purchase
1. Body style wont be changed for another 12 years.
2. Them qaurter panels, door panels, bed's,and bumpers will be rusted out in about 5 years.
3. This aint a truck, it's just our new El Camino.
4. Fords are cheaper, tow more, and last longer........and oh yeah they update their body styles.
Things Chevy driver's tell themselves and friends-
They just don't change body styles but every 12 years because they created "perfection".
hahaha can't stop laughing at that one.
Isuzu makes good engines.
(new duramax)
That ford just beat me cus my foot slipped.
Well, i only replaced the engine cus i wanted to it didn't really need a new one.
That aint a rod knockin, it's supposed to sound like that.
Box shaped cars are cool.
woohoo 200,000 miles and only 4 engines.
Sorry for such a long reply hope some of them made ya laugh a little
Good day all!
I drive a 93' f 150 with 135,000 miles on it and the only thing it's neaded is a clutch and motor mounts. Besides the little things that all trucks need.
There's two potatoes standing on a coner. Which one's the prostitute?
The one with the bag over its head that says, "IDAHO". LOL
Bumper Sticker-
"Honk if parts fall off"-chevy
"I know it's a truck, but I beat ya didn't I?-ford
(picture of chicken and cat starring each other down and talking to each other) "chicken........*****"
Dunno if u can understand that one without seeing it but i tried.
Things Chevy should let their buyers know before they purchase
1. Body style wont be changed for another 12 years.
2. Them qaurter panels, door panels, bed's,and bumpers will be rusted out in about 5 years.
3. This aint a truck, it's just our new El Camino.
4. Fords are cheaper, tow more, and last longer........and oh yeah they update their body styles.
Things Chevy driver's tell themselves and friends-
They just don't change body styles but every 12 years because they created "perfection".
hahaha can't stop laughing at that one.
Isuzu makes good engines.
(new duramax)
That ford just beat me cus my foot slipped.
Well, i only replaced the engine cus i wanted to it didn't really need a new one.
That aint a rod knockin, it's supposed to sound like that.
Box shaped cars are cool.
woohoo 200,000 miles and only 4 engines.
Sorry for such a long reply hope some of them made ya laugh a little
Good day all!
I drive a 93' f 150 with 135,000 miles on it and the only thing it's neaded is a clutch and motor mounts. Besides the little things that all trucks need.