Chuck Norris....at it again!
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Chuck Norris....at it again!
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Shop uses Chuck Norris to scare off thieves
Store bosses are scaring off burglars by placing a life-sized photo of Hollywood action star Chuck Norris in the window.
The owners of a Croatian bakery in Split says they were broken into every week until they put up the poster of Norris with a sign saying, "This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris."
The owners say now they haven't had a break-in for more than month.
One worker says, "To be honest we just started it out as a joke but it really has worked...People seem to respect him (Norris). Everyone around has seen his films and he's quite a popular character, perhaps even among criminals, so they've decided to leave us alone."
Shop uses Chuck Norris to scare off thieves
Store bosses are scaring off burglars by placing a life-sized photo of Hollywood action star Chuck Norris in the window.
The owners of a Croatian bakery in Split says they were broken into every week until they put up the poster of Norris with a sign saying, "This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris."
The owners say now they haven't had a break-in for more than month.
One worker says, "To be honest we just started it out as a joke but it really has worked...People seem to respect him (Norris). Everyone around has seen his films and he's quite a popular character, perhaps even among criminals, so they've decided to leave us alone."
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THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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Does anyone remember the movie Chuckie was in, when he was buried in his SUV, he just pushed the switch that turned his blower on. That whole truck drove out from the grave?
Now that's a movie classic, Hollywood style
Now that's a movie classic, Hollywood style
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
There are no steroids in baseball, just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
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One time I was fishing in the San Francisco Bay about 15 years ago, when all of the sudden, this big *** offshore racing boat goes screaming by ! No, I mean like freaking flying ! 100+ mph ? Later that evening, I was watching the news, and they popped off with, "Chuck Norris set a new water speed record today, by traveling from San Francisco Bay, to San Diego, in X amount of time"..... Then they showed the same boat I had seen hours earlier :-) Kinda cool.
I've also heard that when he hangs in clubs, you would have a hard time getting to him for an autograph..... because of the swarm of babes he is always surrounded with. I guess it wouldn't suck to be Chuck :-)
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I've also heard that when he hangs in clubs, you would have a hard time getting to him for an autograph..... because of the swarm of babes he is always surrounded with. I guess it wouldn't suck to be Chuck :-)
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