We all have some favorite bumper stickers that we've either seen while driving or in a store, or that we have on our own vehicles.

Here's a couple to get us started:

1.) "Maybe if I stick that phone up your a$$ you could drive better!"

2.) "My HD doesn't leak oil, it's marking its territory."

3.) "Farfrompupin" - it has a picture of a stick figure on the toilet.

Let 'em rip!!!

 

Seen on a car with Alaska plates:

HAPPINESS IS
A TEXAN HEADIN SOUTH WITH
AN OKIE UNDER EACH ARM

 

"Disgruntled Employee of the Month"
Surrounded by S&W, Glock, HK, SIG, Colt and Walther stickers.

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2000 F150 XLT 4x2 ExtCab Styleside 4.6 Auto in Island Blue.
Dark Graphite interior, White face gages, Superchip, K&N filter,
Airbox Mod, PowerAid, Flowmaster 50, LeBra soft tonneau, LineX,
Ford Bugshield, 2 inch lowering shackles, Hellwig Swaybar,
Monroe Reflex Shocks, 100w Head and Fog lights, Clifford Alarm,
Blaupunkt CD, JBL comp speakers, Punch subwoofers, ECM Jammer Pod.

 

You'd need a bigger bumper than what comes on our trucks to fit all of that!

UGHH!!!!! You'd eat an owl? Do you know what they eat???

 

Seen on a rusted out POS Honda Civic (70s vintage): "My other car is a P.O.S. too."

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'97 F150 Supercab XLT; Pacific Green; 4.6l; B & M ShiftPlus; Bosch Plus4s; 3.55; ABS; 17" whls; Towing Package; Gibson dual exhaust; Waldoch Conversion (Custom Paint/graphics, powerslider rear window; walnut dash trim; overhead console; F'glass 'boards); ARE fiberglass bed cap; JVC Head unit & 12 disk changer; Prince compass/temp RV mirror; Anti-theft.



[This message has been edited by jaymz (edited 02-01-2001).]

 

Not a bumper sticker but a 'personalized' license plate on a sharp, black Lincoln Navigator– WUZ HIS –Ouch! That divorce must've hurt.

R

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2000 F-150 Lariat SB Supercab 4x4 Off-Road Pkg, Tow Pkg. 5.4L, 3.55 LS rear, Bright Red over Silver, Med. Graphite Guts, Rear Slider, K&N Filter, Cabin Filtration System, Superchip, Lund Interceptor Deflector, Mobil 1.

 

Well I have to have a NASCAR sticker, and a #6 and 99 sticker.
I am getting pumped the Nascar season is allmost here, YAAAAAAAAAA

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1999 F150 4x4 4.6V8 regcab/shortbed
Oxford White with Wedgewood Blue two tone, with Blue Captains chairs
Bullet Cat Back, Superchip, K&N FIPK Intake.
Centerline Saber rims 17x8" with Firestone GTA 275/60hr-17 tires.
Alpine CDA-7845, ADS P640 Amp, Focal Poly Kevlar seperates.

SILVER 2001 LIGHTNING on order
http://members.tripod.com/donf150/Welcome/id7.html

 

i saw a JEGS sticker cut up to say JUGS i thought that was pretty funny...Heard that Don,Mark and the boys are going to kill this year!!!!!!!!!!

 

On my '69 IH Scout written upside down "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, ROLL ME OVER"





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My 2000 F-150

It's A KC Thing....You Wouldn't Understand!!!

 

Wish I could've found this one for sale:
"I'm PROUD to be white, male, straight, republican, pro-life, and of the opinion that spotted owls taste like chicken!" or something to that extent.

[This message has been edited by mattbert (edited 02-01-2001).]

 

Vegetarian, Indian word for "Lousy Hunter"

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'98 White Lariat

WustaMass, Where we pahk ar cahs!

 

Earth first, We'll strip mine the rest of the planets later.

G

 

VIETNAM...............
We were winning when i left

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1998 xlt off road 5.4lsupercab auto pacific green clearcoat power drivers seat, keyless remote with factory alarm, tow package

 

my kid beat up your honor roll kid

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1998 xlt off road 5.4lsupercab auto pacific green clearcoat power drivers seat, keyless remote with factory alarm, tow package

 

Here are a few of my faves (Mostly to do with my time in the Marine Corps):
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"Some poeple spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The MARINES DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM!" (Ronald Reagan)

Save Water - Shower With a MARINE!

Marines Always Welcome. Relatives by Appointment.

Women Marines - Fewer - Prouder
*****
And for my Bulls *****, "GOT *****?"
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"My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student."
*****

SPARGO: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
FRITZ: I like that one, Disgruntled Empl. of the Month! That's awesome!

I'll be back later for the rest...



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2000 F150 XLT S/C, V6, 5 Speed (Is there any other way?!) Power everything, CD, Capt chrs, 3.55 axle, BullsBalls,etc...