My Favorite was seen in the back of a jacket being worn by a motorcycle driver.

If you can read this, THE BITCH FELL OFF

Redwing

 

I saw this on a P.O.S. truck that was held together with duct tape-
"Dont let my truck fool you, My treasure is in Heaven"

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'01 Harley-Davidson SuperCrew

 

I always get a kick out of those piece Dodges that have bumper stickers that say,
"Eatin' Chevys and ****ing Fords" or the Chevy peices,
"Eatin' Dodges and ****ing Fords"
You notice no Ford driver has one. And, if you also notice, they misspelled ****ting. The way they have it spelled makes it sound like they are shining Fords not ****ting Fords.

 

Horn broken...watch for finger.

I want to die while asleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Jesus loves you, but I think your an a@#hole!

If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range

This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random

I have PMS and a handgun. ANY QUESTIONS?

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an IDIOT!

Forget about World Peace....visualize using your turn signal.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Born free... taxed to death.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student!

Hang Up And Drive!

This car is not abandoned!(for shovie owners only)

I STOP FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

"KEEP HONKING".... I'M RELOADING

Don't laugh, your daughter could be in here.

WARNING: Driver only carries $20.00 worth of ammunition.

My wife's other car is a broom.

I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone.

I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better!

If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.

If that phone was up your butt, maybe you
could drive a little better.

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

If you're not a hemorrhoid, get off my a**.

If it's tourist season, Then why can't we hunt them.

I just want revenge. Is that so bad?

To all you virgins: Thanks for nothin

jj


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97 4x4 ORP 4.6l
flareside supercab
rear blackouts
westin step bars(black)
side window louvers
lund shadow wiper cowel
true duals 5 in tips
k&n F.I.P.K
17in' wheels 265/70 Bridgestone dueler A/T's
ventshades
tinted windows 5%

www.f150world.com/southernthunder

 

My Hockey Playing Daughter beat up your Cheerleader Daughter

Hunt with your kids,
Not for them

My ancestors didn't claw their way to the top of the food chain for me to eat tofu

 

"Dyslexics of the world - UNTIE!"

 

"If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!"

"U.S. Marines - Americas 911 for over 200 years."

 

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk.
Alcoholics go to meetings!

 

When all the trees are gone you can wipe your a$$ with a spotted owl!

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99 F-150 XL 4x4. Reg Cab Flareside 4.6 5spd, 3.55LS. gibson 3" cat-back, K&N Gen ll.Westin step bars.Ventshade window deflectors and bug deflector. rhino liner and a cool white shifter ball.

 

I like these 2

***,
Grass,
or Gas,
Nobody rides for free

We are the people our parents warned us about.

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1997 F-150 Lariat
Ext Cab Short Box
4x4 Off Road Package
3.55 Gears
265/75 R16 Uniroyal Laredo M/Ts

My 2 cents worth

If you're gonna stroke it, POWERSTROKE IT!!!

 

An oldie but a goody: NUKE GAY WHALES FOR JESUS! and this one you have to get real close to read, it is very small, QUIETLY PLOTTING MY REVENGE

 

"I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I've woken up with a few"

"Mechanics are proud of their tool"

"This truck is guarded by Smith and Wesson."

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1998 F-150 XLT Supercab 4X4

• Silver Metallic Clearcoat
• Med. graphite cloth interior
• 4.6 l. V-8
• Off Road Package
• 3.55 Reg. Axle
• Am/FM/CD factory radio
• Captains Chairs
• Borla Split Rear Dual Exhaust
• Bedliner
• Hood deflector
• Ventshades
• Trenz billet #5 low clearance antenna

[This message has been edited by Jag (edited 02-03-2001).]

 

...and alongside Dirt bike Dave's sticker should be this one:

"Dyslexics have more Fnu!"

 

Windshield banner seen here in College Station on an "old" bodystyle Dodge diesel:

I'D RATHER BE CUMMIN' THAN STROKIN'!

I almost wrecked I was laughing so hard!

DUCK

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November 18, 1999 We will not forget.
The fallen 12 will live in our hearts forever.
Fightin' Texas Aggie Bonfire 1999

 

no offense to anyone but my friend has this on his 96 150,

the more i learn about WOMEN
the more i love my truck.