ULTIMATE JOKE
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ULTIMATE JOKE
Thought this joke was good...........
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day
when a car pulls over next to him.
"If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you $10
and a piece of candy."
The boy refuses and keeps on walking.
A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the
man driving the car pulls over again. "How about $20 and
two pieces of candy?"
The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps on
walking.
Still further down the road the man pulls over to the side
road.
"OK," he says, "this is my final offer. I'll give you $50 and
all the candy you can eat."
The little boy stops, goes to the car and leans in. "Look,"
he says to the driver. "You bought the Chevrolet, Dad.
You'll have to live with it"
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'97 F-150 XLT Clearcoat Red
4x2
4x4 wheels
Stepside, K&N, bedliner
32inch tires,flowmaster
tint, matching ford sticker
5spd fully loaded, hidden hitch
new spark plugs
Comming soon:
spark plug wires,leveling kit,toolbox,
bed rails,push bar, CB with whiplash,
clear corner lenses,brush guard, blackouts,
edlebrock shocks, hypertech, K&N induction system,KC highlighters,
bed xtender, BOSE audio or infinity gold, disc changer,
side steps, dixie horn, white faaced gauges, and those small fender flares some 4x4's have,
matching boddy color of course, and some of those door guards,ventshade visors, power pulleys, that is all
i can think of right now
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day
when a car pulls over next to him.
"If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you $10
and a piece of candy."
The boy refuses and keeps on walking.
A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the
man driving the car pulls over again. "How about $20 and
two pieces of candy?"
The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps on
walking.
Still further down the road the man pulls over to the side
road.
"OK," he says, "this is my final offer. I'll give you $50 and
all the candy you can eat."
The little boy stops, goes to the car and leans in. "Look,"
he says to the driver. "You bought the Chevrolet, Dad.
You'll have to live with it"
------------------
'97 F-150 XLT Clearcoat Red
4x2
4x4 wheels
Stepside, K&N, bedliner
32inch tires,flowmaster
tint, matching ford sticker
5spd fully loaded, hidden hitch
new spark plugs
Comming soon:
spark plug wires,leveling kit,toolbox,
bed rails,push bar, CB with whiplash,
clear corner lenses,brush guard, blackouts,
edlebrock shocks, hypertech, K&N induction system,KC highlighters,
bed xtender, BOSE audio or infinity gold, disc changer,
side steps, dixie horn, white faaced gauges, and those small fender flares some 4x4's have,
matching boddy color of course, and some of those door guards,ventshade visors, power pulleys, that is all
i can think of right now
