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Old Nov 16, 2000 | 04:18 PM
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I don't know whether the Dems or Publicans will think of this first but, there was an old trick Professional Wrestlers used to do before fake blood was the norm. Take a thumbtack and place it on the palm side of your finger then wrap scotch tape around it many times till just a little tip protruds. When they got hit they would bring their own hand up to their face and scratch themselves. (They didn't let the opponent scratch them).

The first side to think of this will win.
"Here, let me see those unmarked ballots!".
"Looky here, this dang thing's got hanging chads all over the place".

The winner just has to remember NOT to shake hands with the loser.
 
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Old Nov 16, 2000 | 04:22 PM
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LMAO! I can't believe Gore and Daley haven't thought of it already! I guess they're too busy trying to BUY their way in to the oval office. >
 
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Old Nov 17, 2000 | 11:58 PM
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Why is it that the old people in FLA can play 15 BINGO cards at once, but can't vote right on ONE ballot?????????

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Old Nov 18, 2000 | 12:02 AM
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One thing for certain we'll never have this problem again. Changes will come as a result of this. I knew it would be a problem. The guy in front of me stepped into the booth pulled the curtain and I'm waiting and waiting while the curtain is flapping and the guy is shifting from one foot to the other.
All I could do was shake my head and mumble, "another pregnant chad".
 
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Old Nov 18, 2000 | 10:34 AM
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There is some scary stuff coming out in the media about these recounts. Report of democrat official found by police with voting machine in the trunk of his car. Democrat counter poking her finger at ballots trying to make chads fall out. Now last night on fox news channel a story about democrat official instructing afl-cio union members who where bussed in to do recount, that if a ballot has an indentation or a pin mark or otherwise looks like a possible vote for gore to count it but to ignore these same things for a Bush vote! Ballot boxes being stolen, ballots being found seemingly everywhere. The republican observers are way out numbered by democrats. This is not a " fair and impartial" counting of the votes! I dont care who you voted for you cannot look at this and see that Gore is doing nothing BUT trying to steal this election. If he can't win the recount which he is not, he will seek to have the supreme court give him the election.Seven members of the court are democrats by the way.
 
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Old Nov 18, 2000 | 11:49 AM
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Are all truck owners Bush supporters here ?
There is no one taking site for Al Gore here.

I really don't understand anymore with all those recounts and judges.
It's every day on the news and in the paper,here.
I wish it was over and done with.

Just flip a coin.
Or vote for Raoul next time.


 
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Old Nov 19, 2000 | 12:27 AM
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I'm not so sure about being a Bush suporter as I am that Gore now looks like an ***.
I was once embarrased to be suported by a group of people I (and probably others) had no respect for. I had rethink my goals and make some changes so it wouldn't happen again.
In other words, the 'florida feebs' aren't helping his case.

 
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Old Nov 19, 2000 | 12:28 AM
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Amen brother,amen.
 
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