Subject: Assinines


Have you seen those cute little computer symbols called
"emoticons," where
means a smile and
is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-) and :-( respectively.

Well, how about some "***-icons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ***

(__!__) a fat ***

(!) a tight ***

(_._) a flat ***

(_^^_) a bubble ***

(_*_) a sore ***

(_!__) a lop-sided ***

{_!_} a swishy ***

(_o_) an *** that's been around

(_O_) and *** that's been around even more

(_x_) kiss my ***

(_X_) leave my *** alone

(_zzz_) a tired ***

(_o^^o_) a wise ***

(_13_) an unlucky ***