Oh, yeah, I used to put ivory liquid on some deserving persons chair while they were gone. When they got back, it gave them something to think about!

hmmm, ivory liquid on a public toilet seat ... naw, it wouldn't suprise most guys.

 

I felt "funny" LOL...

ATST, that's funny!

 

Boy I don't know how you people keep up with them "short forms"?

I still ask for Acetylsalicylic Acid, I just can't remember the "short" name????

BTW, IMHO, ths is a gd site !!! ROFLMAO --LOL???

Eph - What you want to try is "kitty litter" cake - put a cake in a (new) litter tray, sprinkle it with sunflower seeds (looks like litter) - top it with slightley melted tootsi rolls (looks like - well u no ) - nuff said ????

[This message has been edited by roadrunner (edited 10-29-2000).]

 

Following is a file I send all my online newbie friends. I really should update it, but it's a good beginning. Hope it helps.

EMOTICON: n. a figure created with the symbols on a keyboard that
is read with the head tilted to the left. Used to convey the spirit
in which a line of text was typed.

Tilt your head slightly to the left to read the following
emoticons.

#-) from someone who partied all night
%+{ from the loser of a fight
%-\ from someone hungover
%-{ sad variation.
%-} humor variation.
(:-) msg's dealing with bicycle helmets.
-:-) from someone who sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
.-) someone with one eye
.\/ duck variation
8:-) from a little girl
8:] from a gorilla
:%)% from someone with acne
:-! foot in mouth
:-$ put your money where your mouth is
:-'| from someone with a cold
:-(*) from someone who is about to vomit
:-)' from somone who tends to drool
:-)-{8 from a big girl
:-)8 from someone who is well dressed
:-* from someone who just ate a sour pickle
:-0 Talking with your mouth full
:-| man playing an harmonica
:<| from someone who attends an Ivy League school
:=) someone with two noses
:> ) from someone with a big nose
:_) I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out of
joint
:_) tongue in cheek
:~/ Really mixed up
;-} leer? (terminal dependent)
<:-) for dumb questions.
=:-) from a hosehead
>:-> leer
O:-) for those innocent souls
P-) someone getting fresh
[:|] from a robot (or other appropriate AI project)
d :-o hats off to your great idea
d:-) msg's dealing with baseball.
o>-<|= for messages of interest only to women.
oo for somebody's head-lights are on messages.
q:-) for those who wear their caps backwards.
{:\/ sounds like a duck
|-) from someone who is falling asleep
|-<> kissy face
|:-O Bushy eyebrows
~= a candle, to annotate flaming messages.
:-) Humor
:-) )-: Masking theatrical comments
:< ) For those with hairy lips
:< )= For those with beards too
:/) Not funny
'-) Wink
P-) Pirate
;-) Sardonic incredulity
(@ @) You're kidding!
:-" Pursing lips
:-v Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side
:-V Shout
:-w Speak with forked tongue
:-W Shout with forked tongue
:-r Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
:-f or :-p or :-1 or :-, smirks
<:-O Eeek!
:-* Oooops (covering mouth with hand)
:-T keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
:-D said with a smile
:-P or :-y or :-O More versions of shouting
:-[ Count Dracula
=|:-)= Uncle Sam
:-# Censored
:-i Smoking
:-j (and smiling)
:/i No smoking
:-I Smiling with dimples
:-x Kiss kiss
:-> Alternate happy face
:-( Unhappy
:-c Real unhappy
:-C Unbelieving (jaw dropped)
:-< Forlorn
:-B Drooling (or overbite)
:-| Disgusted
:-? Licking your lips
<:>== A turkey emoticon
:-) :-) :-) Loud guffaw
:-J Tongue-in-cheek comments
:*) Clowning around
:-8 Talking out both sides of your mouth
(:-) Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets
@= Warning about nuclear war
<:-) For dumb questions
o= A burning candle for flames
-= A doused candle to end a flame
OO Headlights on msg
:_) I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out of
joint
B-) Smiling and wearing glasses (or a message from Batman)
8-) Same as previous; also used to denote wide-eyed look
#:-) done by someone with sort of matted hair
:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
#:-o Same as previous
|-( Late night messages
:^) Messages teasing people about their noses
:-[#] Messages teasing people about their braces
(:-$ Message indicating person is ill...
(:-& Message indicating person is angry...
(:-( Message indicating person is VERY sad...
(:^( Message concerning people with broken noses
:< ) Message concerning blabber mouths
:-(=) Message about people with big teeth
&:-) Message from a person with curly hair
@:-) Message from a person with wavy hair
?-( Message about people with a black eye
*:* Message about fuzzy things
*:** Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches
+<:-| Message from a monk/nun...
[0-) Message from cyclops...
(:-|K- Formal message.
...---... S.O.S.
@%&$%& You know what that means...
| |*( Handshake offered
| |*) Handshake accepted
<&&> Message concerning rubber chickens
< >< Message about/to someone wearing argyle socks
B|^2B Message about Shakespeare
(-_-) Secret smile
[:-)] Message in a bottle...
<:-)<<| Message from a space rocket...
(:-... Heart-breaking message...
<<<(:-) Message from a hat sales-man...
(O--< A fishy message...
(:>-< Message from a thief: hands up!
I==I) A message on four wheels
/= - > ? "Pi" eyed!

BASIC ABBREVIATIONS

AISI - As I See It
ANFAWFOS - And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor
ASAFP - As Soon As [*CENSORED*] Possible
AWGTHTGTTA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWGTHTGTATA - Are We Going To Have To Go Through ALL This Again?
BTW - By The Way
BNF - Big Name Fan
CUL - Catch You Later
CWYL - Chat With You Later
FYI - For Your Information
FWIW - For What It's Worth
GIWIST - Gee I Wish I'd Said That
HHOK - Ha Ha Only Kidding
HHO 1/2 K - Ha Ha Only Half Kidding
IAC - In Any Case
IANAL - I Am Not A Lawyer
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
IMNSHO - In My Not So Humble Opinion
INPO - In No Particular Order
IOW - In Other Words
LLTA - Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering)
Applause
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
LTIP - Laughing Til I Puke
OAUS - On An Unrelated Subject
OATUS - On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OTOH - On The Other Hand
ONNA - Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA - Oh No, Not This Again
OOTC - Obligatory On-Topic Comment
PPP - Petty Pet Peeve
POV - Point Of View
ROFL - Rolling On Floor Laughing!
ROFLGO - Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out!
ROFLASTC - Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
RSN - Real Soon Now
RTFM - Read The Freaking Manual!
" - Read The Friggin' Manual!
" - Read The Flaming Manual!
" - Read The Farging Manual!
" - Read The Fershlugginer Manual!
" - Read The [*CENSORED*] Manual!
RTFMA - Read The Manual, Sir (from the military)
SOI - Stunk On Ice
TANJ - There Ain't No Justice (Niven)
TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
(Heinlein)
TGAL - Think Globally, Act Locally
TINWIS - That Is Not What I Said
TLGR - ????
TPTB - The Powers That Be
TTFN - Ta Ta For Now
TTYL - Talk To You Later
WDYMBT - What Do (or Did) You Mean By That?
WMMOWS - Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!
WYLABOCTGWTR - Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That
Remark?
WYLASOMWTC - Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?
YAOTM - Yet Another Off-Topic Message

[This message has been edited by Dennis (edited 10-30-2000).]

 

This seems like an appropriate place to post this oldie.

THE POOPIE LIST

Ghost Poopie-

The kind where you feel the poopie comes out,
but there's no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie-

The kind where you poopie it out, see it in
the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie-

The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and
it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet
paper between your butt and your underwear so
you don't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie-

It happens when you're done poopie-ing,
and you have pulled your pants up to your knees and
you realize you have to poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie-

The kind where you strain so much to get it out,
you almost have a stroke.

Richard Simmons Poopie-

You poopie so much you lose 30 pounds.

Lincoln Log Poopie-

The kind of poopie that is so huge,
you're afraid to flush without breaking it up
into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poopie-

It's so noisy everyone within earshot is giggling.

Drinker Poopie-

The kind of poopie you have the morning after a
long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait are the
skidmarks on the bottom of the toilet.

Corn Poopie-

Self Explanatory!

Gee, I Wish I Could Poopie, Poopie-

It's the kind where you want to poopie real bad, but
all you do is sit, cramp, and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie-

That's where it hurts so bad coming out,
you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)-

The kind that comes out of your butt so fast,
your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie-

The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots
out of your butt and splatters all over the toilet.

Mexican Food Poopie-

It smells so bad the room is condemned.

Upper Class Poopie-

The kind that thinks their poopie doesn't stink.

Fisherman's Bobber Poopie-

That's the kind where you're in the public restroom,
and there are two people waiting for your stall.
You poopie and flush two times, but several golfball-sized
pieces are still floating on the water.

I Just Found My Pee-Pee Poopie-

The kind where a young teenage boy goes into
the bathroom with the new Victoria's Secret catalog,
and comes out 10 minutes later without flushing the
toilet.

The VanGough Poopie-

That's where after you poopie, you are shocked to see
all the different colors in your poopie, and try to figure out
what you ate to do it again.

The Show-And-Tell Poopie-

You're so impressed with your own poopie,
you leave it in the bowl so all your friends
can appreciate it too.

Half Poopie-

That's the kind that breaks off too soon,
so half falls into the bowl and half stays hanging........
(a.k.a....The Wipers Nightmare)

Surprise Poopie-

That's when you're in public and you think you
have to fart, but you get a surprise poopie as a bonus.

Paralyzing Poopie-

When you're sitting poopie-ing so long
your legs fall asleep.

He Just Poopied, Poopie-

When you get done poopie-ing, you put
your shorts back on and go out in public with those
identifying bright red pressure circles
on the back of your legs.

 

...price is subject to the customers attitude, batteries not included, some assembly required. Action figures sold seperately!!

 

My, what a fine thread this is has turned out to be. Here, I read this site to educamate my self and I wind up simply amazed at the entertainment I get, sort of as a bonus. Thanks, Dennis.

Now, where's Raoul?

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Black 2000 SC short-box XLT. 4.2 V-6, 5-speed, 3.55 limited-slip. CD, remote entry, factory side steps, rear fender inner splash shields (TSB 00-09-05), FORD box liner.

My third F-series. The other two: '73 F-100 Custom, 240 cube 6, 3 on the tree, tan, "West Coast" mirrors, step bumper, knitted vinyl seat, AM radio; and '98 F-150 XL-SC, XLS package, Pacific Green, 4.2 5-speed, 3.55 ls, FM-cassette.

GREAT trucks!

 

Dennis you're killing me, my eyes are still watering from laughing so hard. Great poopie post!

 

Hehe... Print up a few copies of the poopie list and tape them inside the toilet stalls at work. Guaranteed to get a reaction. <snicker>

 

LMFAS This is still going on, cool

Hey what does "PUN" stand for! I see it everywhere like "No PUN intended but your truck is a slow crappy thing"?????

So what does PUN mean?

 

Sorry Shifter, I can't comment on the above. I haven't had a bowel movement in over two years.

 

Raoul: You mean you don't give a sh*t?

 

I do have standards you know. I find stool humor a bit base.
I favor flatulent humor, which I consider to be highbrow.

(Gas is my specialty)

 

How about some variations on butts.

(.) (!) (*)


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'01 SuperCrew XLT 4x2: 5.4L, Limited Slip, Black, 5-Spoke Rims, Dark Cloth, Capt. Chairs, Power Seat, Steps, Extender, Moonroof; Ford/Duraliner.
(for sale): '93 Ranger XLT SuperCab 4x2: 65K miles; 4.0L; Limited Slip; Black; Alum. Rims; A.C.; Power windows, mirrors, and locks; CD Player; Hard Tonneau; Running Boards.

The GO 4D IT SuperCrew

The GO 4D IT Ranger
"Don't sweat the small stuff."

 

"LOL"

That's funny.Never thought of this before but
"lol" is Dutch for "fun".