Foreplay anyone?
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From: Michigan Rocks and then some too!!!
Foreplay anyone?
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Andthensometoo ®
"Moonlight Blue" 98 F150 SC (FREAKING SUPER CAB!)
XLT 2WD 4.6, 3.55 LS Tow Pkg.
SUPERCHIP, K&N Airbox mod. w/ "Cool" intake,
Mobil One Oil, Bosch +4's, Throttle Body Spacer Plate. Lund Fastback, Lighted visor, Runninng Boards, Crome Taillight covers, Polished Steel Fenderwell Moldings, Smoked Rain guards, Black Metallic Bug Guard & Bed rails, Independently operated Driving/fog Lights, Shelf-it,
Carpet dash cover, "Andthensometoo" in silver Letters 3" tall on tail gate.
275/60 Pirelli Scorpian Zero's (rated @149mph as if) on KMC Inferno's!!
Red Wings license plate in front,
Red Wings license plate frame in back,
Little Detroit Viper hanging from mirror,
Oh yeah, and one "Blacked-out" grill.
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I thought cowboy foreplay was 3 beers?
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2000 F-150 XL,RC,LB,5.4,4R70W,3.55LS,
Class III tow/Payload #3/Convenience pkgs.,
4-wheel disc/ABS,Chestnut/Parchment 40/60,
Ford bedliner & gas/wheel/spare locks,
3" cold air box modification, Superchip,
Dynomax ultra-flow welded 3" cat-back,
3" exit Y-pipe, Hellwig rear anti-sway bar,
Rancho RS9000s.
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2000 F-150 XL,RC,LB,5.4,4R70W,3.55LS,
Class III tow/Payload #3/Convenience pkgs.,
4-wheel disc/ABS,Chestnut/Parchment 40/60,
Ford bedliner & gas/wheel/spare locks,
3" cold air box modification, Superchip,
Dynomax ultra-flow welded 3" cat-back,
3" exit Y-pipe, Hellwig rear anti-sway bar,
Rancho RS9000s.
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From: Oshawa, Ontario,
Isn't a cowboy's perfect 10 really a 3 with a pizza and 6 pack? Wait a minute, isn't that every guys perfect 10!
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1992 F150 Supercab SB 4x4 Manual Hubs 302 AOD Ford 8.8 Dana 44 3.55 31x10.5 Ford 15x8 Steel 8 Slot Ralleys Custom Box Liner
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1992 F150 Supercab SB 4x4 Manual Hubs 302 AOD Ford 8.8 Dana 44 3.55 31x10.5 Ford 15x8 Steel 8 Slot Ralleys Custom Box Liner
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From: Johnson City, TN, USA
Reminds me of what a friend of mine told me during orientation at my beloved University of Alabama about 20 years ago.
The mating call of a southern belle is "God, I am SOOOOOOOO drunk."
Thanks for a good laugh everyone!
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MIKEnTN
2001 Ford F-150 XLT SuperCrew 4x4
Toreador Red with Silver Two Tone, Med. Graphite Int., 5.4 V-8, 3.55 Limited Slip, Class III towing, Skid Plates, 17" Alum Wheels, Sliding Rear Window, Remote Keyless Entry, Rhino Liner.
AWESOME Truck!
The mating call of a southern belle is "God, I am SOOOOOOOO drunk."
Thanks for a good laugh everyone!
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MIKEnTN
2001 Ford F-150 XLT SuperCrew 4x4
Toreador Red with Silver Two Tone, Med. Graphite Int., 5.4 V-8, 3.55 Limited Slip, Class III towing, Skid Plates, 17" Alum Wheels, Sliding Rear Window, Remote Keyless Entry, Rhino Liner.
AWESOME Truck!
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From: Dilley, Texas
Foreplay is like puttin "ANDTHENSOMETOO" in 3" silver letters on your tailgate. A lot a work, but completely useless. The women folke seem to like it though.
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1997 Ford Truck:
3/4 White-1/4 bare metal from driving through brush.
Post war tool box full of stuff that belongs in a truck.
Schedual 40 metal pipe of various sizes and 1/4" dimand plate front bumper fabricated at the weld shop in Pearsall, Tx (same with rear)
2 large metal ***** in chain mail hanging from rear bumper (also know as the, South Texas "Package", Dealer Installed)
Out-A-Sight (tm.) gun rack.
Have you driven over a Chevy Lately?
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[This message has been edited by ranch hand (edited 10-25-2000).]
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1997 Ford Truck:
3/4 White-1/4 bare metal from driving through brush.
Post war tool box full of stuff that belongs in a truck.
Schedual 40 metal pipe of various sizes and 1/4" dimand plate front bumper fabricated at the weld shop in Pearsall, Tx (same with rear)
2 large metal ***** in chain mail hanging from rear bumper (also know as the, South Texas "Package", Dealer Installed)
Out-A-Sight (tm.) gun rack.
Have you driven over a Chevy Lately?
[This message has been edited by ranch hand (edited 10-25-2000).]
[This message has been edited by ranch hand (edited 10-25-2000).]
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From: Buffalo, NY US
Hey Ranch hand - why do you think that would be useless? At least we can remove tailgate lettering more easily than say a tatoo or a brand! LOL! Personally, I'm going to put Cowlady on my tailgate & watch the reactions I get! LOL! Then a friend told me there's a horn that MOOS - maybe I'll drive out in the country & talk to the cows! ROFL!
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If you can't beat 'em, you're NOT driving a FORD!
'97 Black F150 XLT ORP 4X4
4.6L/auto/power EVERYTHING,
nerf bars, 17" wheels, fog lights, trailer hitch w/electrical connector, front tow hooks, bed rail caps,
6 CD changer, lumbar support & 3 cow license plates - so far!
I'll fill in the rest as I get to know the truck better BUT it's big, it's pretty & best of all - IT'S A FORD! He's SO cute!
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If you can't beat 'em, you're NOT driving a FORD!
'97 Black F150 XLT ORP 4X4
4.6L/auto/power EVERYTHING,
nerf bars, 17" wheels, fog lights, trailer hitch w/electrical connector, front tow hooks, bed rail caps,
6 CD changer, lumbar support & 3 cow license plates - so far!
I'll fill in the rest as I get to know the truck better BUT it's big, it's pretty & best of all - IT'S A FORD! He's SO cute!
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From: Dilley, Texas
Thats why we drive Fords in "AMERICA". So we can do what ever we want, say what ever we want and put on our tailgates what ever we want.
If you drove a Ford in , say, China, You would only be able to put "HAIL TO MAU SE TUNG" on your tailgate.
Sounds to me like you need one of my special South Texas "Packages", instead of your COWLADY letters. That should draw the attention you are after.
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1997 Ford Truck:
3/4 White-1/4 bare metal from driving through brush.
Post war tool box full of stuff that belongs in a truck.
Schedual 40 metal pipe of various sizes and 1/4" dimand plate front bumper fabricated at the weld shop in Pearsall, Tx (same with rear)
2 large metal ***** in chain mail hanging from rear bumper (also know as the, South Texas "Package", Dealer Installed)
Out-A-Sight (tm.) gun rack.
Have you driven over a Chevy Lately?
If you drove a Ford in , say, China, You would only be able to put "HAIL TO MAU SE TUNG" on your tailgate.
Sounds to me like you need one of my special South Texas "Packages", instead of your COWLADY letters. That should draw the attention you are after.
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1997 Ford Truck:
3/4 White-1/4 bare metal from driving through brush.
Post war tool box full of stuff that belongs in a truck.
Schedual 40 metal pipe of various sizes and 1/4" dimand plate front bumper fabricated at the weld shop in Pearsall, Tx (same with rear)
2 large metal ***** in chain mail hanging from rear bumper (also know as the, South Texas "Package", Dealer Installed)
Out-A-Sight (tm.) gun rack.
Have you driven over a Chevy Lately?
