Raoul Where's yours??
Raoul Where's yours??
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09-11-2000, 04:40 PM
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Speaking of showing off your privates, an old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
“Yes, Nurse Tracy,” said Mr. Goldstein, “My ***** died today.” Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she says to Mr. Goldstein, “Oh, I'm sorry. Please accept my condolences.”
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his ***** hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. “Mr. Goldstein,” she said, “I thought you told me your ***** had died?”
“Yes, it did,” he replied. “Today’s the viewing.”
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“Yes, Nurse Tracy,” said Mr. Goldstein, “My ***** died today.” Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she says to Mr. Goldstein, “Oh, I'm sorry. Please accept my condolences.”
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his ***** hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. “Mr. Goldstein,” she said, “I thought you told me your ***** had died?”
“Yes, it did,” he replied. “Today’s the viewing.”
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Black 2000 SC short-box XLT. 4.2V-6, 5-speed, 3.55 limited-slip. CD, remote entry, factory side steps, FORD box liner.
My third F-series: '73 F-100 Custom 240-cube 3-speed, '98 F-150 XL-SC 4.2 5-speed, and '00 F-150 XLT-SC 4.2 5-speed. GREAT trucks!